Rukah, please consider applying your improvised event planning skills to my place of education. I would do it myself, but I want to save my get out of jail free card.
Walking on water counts as seamanship as long as you’re wearing shoes
Everything’s better in an Australian accent.
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Uh oh stinky
I have no words.
Er…
Rifling through all these recent OOC quotes of me, I can’t decide if I’m being radically misrepresented or not
love may not be canon, but reproduction is
I appear behind all of you, a furious expression upon my face.
“Ahem…”
Ahem to you too, mister.
and that’s how i met your mother
You got mugged??
Thankfully the only thing she stole was my heart
Ah, so that’s why you’re so heartless.
Is that why you’re in the organ dealing market?
how romantic
the way i asked out my last gf was slightly less graphic but to each their own