Out Of Context TTV Quotes

[Cordax]

@Wekua

humans with prosthetics are non purist

wekua what is wrong with you

[Wekua]

You set me up

[Cordax]

or did I?

[Rukah]

@Wekua

HBL once ate an Irusian crystal and exploded

[Wekua]

That’s canon btw

[Rukah]

goooood.

[Cordax]

@TotalMaddness

Solek, widely known as ‘Space Jesus’

this is not ok

[Rhyla416]

search your feelings
you know it to be true

[Hawkflight]

space Jesus is different from BIONICLE Jesus so at least we’re clear on that front

[Enbeanie]

@Rukah

I could bludgeon someone to death with a hunk of plastic

Rukah needs anger management

[Senit]

@Enbeanie

i could seriously hurt someone

Well, so do you Zorks.

[DuneToa]

Zork attacks Rukah, rolling a 6d12 on bludgeoning damage. Rukah is hit, and is bludgeoned within inches of death. He then grabs a chainsaw and attacks Zork, bringing him to a similar situation.

[Enbeanie]

@Wekua

sorry racism distracted me from those legs

[Rhyla416]

@Alucia

i got those dummy thicc thighs

…
im sorry
i couldnt help it

[Eilrach]

@DuneToa

food for cannibal cats

yummy

[Chronicler]

@FD1

it would be cool if the bionicles were mongolians

cannot explain it further

[Ghid]

let’s steppe it up a notch

@Racie02

What do your feet smell like?

[NOTaHFfan]

What’s this with ttv message boards users and feet?

@Enbeanie

fingers or toes or…both?!

I know it’s hard, zork, but you gotta decide what you’re more into

[Eilrach]

@Ghid

let’s steppe it up a notch

this ain’t the bad puns topic

[Sonus]

@Eilrach

this ain’t the bad puns topic

All topics are the bad puns topic.