Pirates

Pirates are so cool.
They’re smelly men who sail around and kill people and take their stuff. What more could you ask for?
Oh yeah… The lore or whatever, as well as people’s interpretations of them now-a-day’s is cool too I guess.

We should all talk about pirates. I wanna be a pirate, that way I can do whatever I want with no reprecussions at all.

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Pirates are coo
I also made this ship once
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They r so cool, once I built an entire lego thing that was a pirate base, on water
With a boat

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They’re smelly men who download content for free.

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#We should all talk like Pirates on this topic.

Argh, matey.

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shiver me timbers, scrub the poop deck, ye scurvy landlubber ye

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I’m da cap’n on dis ere ship.
Yer the foirst mate, m8.

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first m8 potate?
Shiver me timbers, ye sound good

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…but why’s the rum gone?

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Yer landblubber Matt steals da rum.

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PIRATES!!! They’re kewl, i’ve always liked em

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ARRRGH! I have just stumbled upon this here topic, and thought I would share the pirate’s motto with you:

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That motto, is just the worst.

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yar, these bs pirates darnt know how to be ar pirate

we still ye persons property, and kill ye owner!

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“A good cowboy never rounds up cattle!”
“A good soldier never kills anyone!”
“A good businessman never earns money!”
“A good sailor never leaves the shore!”

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“A good Kyoryu Red keeps his ■■■■■ on!”

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I’d be some movie stealin’ swashbuckler, matey.

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Arr, mates, let’s find some treasure or something.

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Everything I know about pirates is from the Disney movies or Assassin’s Creed IV. AC4 makes 18th century-style piracy seem really fun.

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Is was think’n bouts mak’n a graphic novel about a pirate…

It needs a good title, but it would revolve around a privateer named John Barrels, who looses his job as a privateer after the British government decides to outlaw it’s privateers. He is soon forced to live life as a pirate, and makes a few friends, and has to survive against a blood-thirsty pirate named Blood Beard, after the blood that splatters on his beard after killing his victims.

But I don’t know… Maybe it ain’t a good idea, mates.

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The best pirate is Captain Marvelous.

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