Pot8o's Definitive Guide to Starting MOCing

Ah, hello fellow Boards users
It appears you would like to start MOCing, and you have come to the right place!
now sit right there, and listen to the story, all about how you can become the fresh prince of MOC-air(?)
The first rule of MOCing is quite simple
D.O.N’T.
you may be sitting there, confused to what this means
let me break it down
Do
Own
Nothin’
To do with Galidor
you may be asking, What does this have to do with anything Pot8o?
Let me tell you a story
There was once a man who became obsessed with galidor
to the extent of insanity
he is currently sitting in solitary confinement in an insane asylum
he eats lego pieces on a daily basis.

Now, if you have started MOCing, here is another important tip
S.T.O.P.
it doesn’t mean anything
Stop
go back
Run away before its too late

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This topic has no meaning. It doesn’t need to exist. I wonder, would this be classified as a joke topic?

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it teaches people how to moc

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Okay I followed your guide

this is tahootie and he is super duper powerful and his arm is mechanical its not because I ran out of pieces

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This is the most inspiring thing I have read in a long time. :cry:

I shall take you advice, and give up my dreams of moccing something good.

I will focus all my new-found energy into cyber-bullying and killing dreams.

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I question why you put this in creative content and in literature. Seems like a joke topic that needs to only be put in Highly Suspect Hideout.

Because slim told me I could

Well, Slime should know that this goes in either off-topic of HSH. Not here in the literature category.

I’ll move it for you.

Hey Chronicler

guess what

This topic is technically literature

and thus should go there

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sniffs back tears who knew a dumb ol’ potato /s could offer such guidance.

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Amazing.

Potato has no idea what he is talking about.

MOC with whatever you want. and if you start MOCing and you like it, THEN KEEP MOCING. GET GOOD, GET GREAT.

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stop listening to this liar
follow my steps
Follow the potato let it be your guide

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here we see the unfortunate effects of mocing, sadly for this individual, it is too late.

mocing
not even once.

don’t eat the pieces kids.

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http://cdn.mothership.sg/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/too-late.gif

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Eat the Potato, let it be your dinner.

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No

the cops cannot stop me

Believe in the potato everybody

#these coppers are the false prophets

BELIEVE IN THE POTATO

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No.

no.

This man is a heathen.

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Why? Are you too busy with your Dermis Turtles?