You’re listening to K918 FM - Pirate Radio, coming to you from the Purgatory Oklahoma, the only station to bring you 30 minutes of uninterrupted music from local artists.
“Hey ya’ll you’re not gonna believe this! We just received reports that a gas main ruptured out behind Burgertory. If you were planning on getting breakfast before the festivities, I’d recommend going somewhere else for now. Reports are saying the whole street is blocked off with emergency crews fighting the blaze.
We were able to get in contact with Pat McElroy, she says they’ll have a food truck down town this afternoon near the Equine to serve those attending the festivities.
That’s crazy ya’ll!
Without further delay, let’s get into our 30 minutes of uninterrupted music from local artists!”
“You’re listening to K918 FM - Pirate Radio, coming to you from the Purgatory Oklahoma, the only station to bring you 30 minutes of uninterrupted music from local artists.
“Hey Ya’ll, we just received an update from the diner. The blaze is out and Burgertory is open for business again. Pat still says they’ll have the food truck out at the Equine this afternoon, ya’ll make sure to get there early - they sell out quick.
We also got a call from Purgatory’s finest. Chief Presley is asking everyone to stay vigilant out there, apparently there has been an uptick in missing persons, including our very own Mel and Bud. Say a prayer folks, this is getting out of hand.
I’ll see you all in Purgatory! Yee-Yee!”
