Rap community of the Message Boards

You call this rap? Why, it’s half the battle
Any fool can type out a rhyme or prattle
But that’s weak as a snake with no rattle
Instead of riding a bull it’s like mounting some cattle

See coming up on the spot is what rap’s all about
You could take a whole hour to figure out what you’d sprout
And probably look up a thesaurus for words that you doubt
Cheater or not there’s no way to figure out

There’s no accountability
For your count ability
Fake wordplay agility
Fake lyric humility

Master a vaster array of words to be heard
Faster, just blast her, away to curb all your absurd
Illusions and lies, you aren’t this witty, your rhymes are blander
Confusion, nice try, this is my city, that’s lies and slander

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Before you leave fool, don’t ever forget
I built this city before we ever met
My bloodstains litter all of this code
This ain’t your place, this is my abode

Double posting’s a privilege I reserve for my person
And nobody says otherwise, am I being heard, son?
You think you know the rules? Well I wrote the tablet
Came down from Mt. Sinai, don’t give me that drab lip
All these staffers and mods won’t dare cross the big K
'cause the Lord has giveth power, and he can taketh away

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Is that a threat I hear?
An attempt at fear?

Buddy, your grand tower
Your position of power
You’d have none of that might
Without those across this site
Without us, you’d be nothing
Saying otherwise is plain bluffing

The rules encompass you, encompass me
A king is bound by the very laws that he decree

A threat unto us is a threat unto you
You remove a brick from your tower, and it’ll fall with your crew

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am I watching a rap battle unfold? what is this

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I’d like to interrupt this battle to say
"Yeah man, there’s a battle,
And it’s pretty cray-cray
But if ya wanna fight here
You gotta do it my way
A whole lotta disses to scare the Mrs,
And blow the others away

Now if you’re too chicken
Go ahead and stand down
Now watch me finish off these clowns
With a misuse of vocabulary
And a guarantee from me
That I’ll make these dudes feel dreary
And their words feel bleak

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I’m a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin’ and flippin’ and dippin’ and skippin’ and flippin’ and dippin’ and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I’m the realest of the realest

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The many-many people of the Message Boards,
Every single one is counted as a horde,
We could shout at each other like the Orcs,
“For the Horde!” Or like those.

I am waiting on Deadpool the coolest man with pistols,
I love the suit, and I love the double sword.

@Kahi dang, son, you can rap cool,
But do not try to make me a fool,
Well met, traveler, the pleasure is mine,
This rap battle is unfolding on a dime.

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I can’t rap,
So I won’t try.
But look at this,
Then I must fly.

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Alert, alert, it’s an alliteration attack
Beastin’ through the battlefield, from back to back
Call me the Calamity, it starts with a C, you see?
Double douped the dudes as as dank as can be

Everybody on edge as I throw extravegent insults
Feeling like fools as if it was their fault
Giddy up when I grab the mic
Haulin’ out heavy humps of hateful delight

Inside this interlocking interchange of words, I’ve got it made
a Jester I am, call me the Jack of all Trades
Key to the kills I’ll receive,
Level up my linguistics, a lord of limericks, I’ll be

This was going to be the entire alphabet
but it was too long, but I have no regret

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If my love wasn’t canon,
I’d build a giant cannon.

Aussie slang is the best thing in the world,
You have many phrases in different word.


Wow, this topic is full of dust,
I have seen some hinges rust,
I encourage to post,
But do what you wanna to, it’s not a must.


Edited for double-post. --Jack O’Neill
Thanks, @Jack_ONeill :smile:
No prob! XD

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Yo, yo, Piraka!
Yo, yo, Piraka!
The gang on the loose,
Nothing you can do,
The Beast on the move,
Bully coming through
Trigger, Tracer, Drifter coming too
Add The Snake that makes Piraka crew.
Yo, yo, Piraka!
The gang on the loose,
Nothing you can do,
You can try, but why? You know your gonna lose.
Yo, yo, Piraka!
Piraka on the street,
It’s time to tick tock,
The gang on the loose and name’s Piraka,
Add your own too, in your friend’s room,
Nothing you can do, the gang is on the loose.
Yo, yo, Piraka!
Go on rap to the beat,
The gang is on the loose,
Piraka in the street, that’s a lot of heat.
The Trigger,
The Tracer,
The Drifter,
The Snake.
The Beast,
The Bully,
All that make’s is Piraka,
Yo, yo, Piraka!
Piraka, go Piraka,
Piraka, go Piraka,
Piraka, go Piraka,
Piraka, go Piraka,
Hey yo, go Piraka,
Let’s go, go Piraka,
Hey yo, go Piraka,
Go piraka, go Piraka,
Let’s go, go Piraka,
Hey yo, go Piraka.

Sorry not sorry

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I’m really bad
When I try to rap
But I still think I’m rad
So imma go and take a nap

Now I woke and it is the morning
I thnk I’ll stop because this will get boring

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Well this topic has gone down hill I blame Kahi.

It had to be done, no denying it
If you keep on complaining, you I’ll hit

The topic will be revived in time,
But till then, work on yo rhyme!

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I don’t like rap.
#TOPIC REVIVED!

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I’ve worked hard,
I’ve worked fast,
And now I
Have the creative blast!

Here’s the first Cast Member,
His name is Varderan,
He became famous for the
Really cool company he ran,
He is black, but it’s not bad,
He has power, he is rad,
He’s got no time,
He rhymes on a dime,
His neck is ornated with a tie

Let us see
Who is here,
Mesonak is next,
Leaks are his strength
He says things with certainty,
He gets the slack for clarity
He laughs very much,
And he digs up the stuff.

ElJay, the Reviewer,
His mask is permaglued,
He has some sick jokes,
But the Cast thinks that he’s “Eww”.
Great in arguing, great to chat with,
Recaps and Recents, nothing is a myth,
He will banish red and blue pins,
And will recite the black ones to win.

Kahi, the Lawyer on Leisure,
For him the sky is always so asure,
He’ll make ElJay remove his mask,
He does not realise it’s too much to ask,
He will punch you if you’re homeless,
His English is almost priceless,
He can argue with anybody,
And then we can throw a party.

Venom, the quiet Cast member,
He was there since I, for them, remember,
MOCs are his strength, he has the Spotlight,
He will review all of them, “This has a good fright”.

Viper, the Brit is the charm of the group
Her accent is the best when she says “MoUP”
Her time zone is giving her trouble,
But since she’s not the only one, make it double.

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The best did some call my name
Guess what you’ve been played
Red pins has join the game
How can brats beat a toa of class
I pulled better mocsthan your own from the trash
Looks like I’m the best mocer now
That my ability has passed

Watch your language, man,
I have been around since the nineties,
I have made MOCs
And I’m not afraid of some janky teens,
No offense taken,
Not a single one given that day,
I mean what I said,
So, up your schemes, man!

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sigh

I already wrote an entire rap, Charles Sumner V. Preston Brooks.

sequence goes:
Into
Sumner
Brooks
Sumner
Brooks
Outro.

Here’s the link:
http://picosong.com/KzuF

You can come after me anytime.

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Yo, yo, Piraka,
pla·gia·rism on the loose.

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