“Roast Beef on Rye” (parody of “Fireflies” by owl city, lyrics)

Don’t hate me please
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Lost my roast beef on rye
I sang of a powder guy
He kissed a girl as I found a sheep

'Cause he drilled a hole in there
And left coupons everywhere
I said “hey dude!” but he just didn’t care

I’d like to find an ugly tree
And eat a hearth so slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather have a rake when I have sheep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I’d get a thousand hugs
From a couple coffee mugs
As they tried to preach ‘bout how to prance

A box plop atop my head
A block turned a llama red
A disco ball is just ‘bout to hit my uncle Ted (Ted, Ted)

I’d like to find an ugly tree and eat a hearth so slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather have a take when I have sheep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I have a sheep)

Find some gore near a sidewalk crack
(Please get that away from me)
Must be some sort of maniac
(Please get that away from me)
I’ll never tire of having sheep
(Please get that away from me)
When I’m far too tired to drive a jeep

To my old roast beef on rye
I guess I’ll have to say goodbye
I got misty eyes as they said farewell (said farewell)

But I’ll know where several are
There’s this cool green bazar
'Cause my friend is named Jar Jar (Jar Jar)

I’d like to find an ugly tree and eat a hearth so slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather have a rake when I have sheep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I have a sheep)

I’d like to find an ugly tree and eat a hearth so slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d rather have a take when I have sheep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I have a sheep)

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Excuse me while I die laughing.

This is one of my favorite songs, I’m not happy about you butchering it. Just kidding, I loved this, read it to the tune and couldn’t stop chuckling.

~W12~

@EmperorDuckie googling rhyming words for each word in a song: This is gold

Be my guest XD jk [quote=“Kardax, post:3, topic:45396, full:true”]
@EmperorDuckie googling rhyming words for each word in a song: This is gold
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Jokes on you I didn’t use google lol

Lol thanks

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Mother of Mata Nui…

Haha, I have too much time on my hands.

Btw I’m pretty sure Mata Nui has no parents :stuck_out_tongue:

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Absolutely hilarious! This song is already a meme, and misheard/parody lyrics are just as good!

Thanks PN!

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Everyday we stray further from gods light

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Everyday we walk closer you mean.

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