While I know I’ve a MOC topic, I really don’t care. That thing’s dead, and I’d prefer to use an actual MOC topic.
Without further ado, here are the two MOCs: Slime and Pot8o!
Why is the image so big? Why am I not using Imgur albums? Who is that guy in the back? Why are they so ugly? Who’s the yellow-green midget? Patience, and I’ll answer your excessive questions.
First off: Pot8o!
As you can see, the yellow-green midget is Pot8o. Before you ask me why he’s so bright, I’ll respond by saying it’s to reflect his sarcastic, yet energetic manner; he’s a radioactive Potato.
Side view; not much, other than his blade storage.
Pose 1: DONT QUESTION THE SHADOW
Pose 2: THE SHADOW IS NOTHING DONUT LOK
Mask launch shot: I do a lot of these, actually.
Full verdict: This is basic. I understand that the colorscheme is extremely bright, and possibly polarizing: I tried to represent the radioactive Potato (Just a personality metaphor, nothing else. Shaddup.) aesthetic to the best I could. Honestly, though, this is basic: it’s the most boring, eye-burning MOC I’ve made. ;-;
Score: -1/100
Next up: Slime:
It’s ugly, it’s fat, etc. At the time (Sept. XX, 2015), I had barely any trans-green: only my Vizuna had the ever-valuable color. As such, I compensated to the best of my ability.
Side shot: Nothing much, just the Onua gearbox in mimicry. I forgot to mention how square he was; it scares me how ugly it makes him.
I’m Political_Slime, and I approve of this messa- hold on, I’m not that vain! Stop that! You’re crushing my soul!
Full verdict: he’s not the best. He’s definitely my least favorite here, with the odd bulkiness, the strange proportions, and the ugly hammer.
Score: -Nope/10000000000
However, this terror won’t prepare you for the…:
Combiner!
RUN AND HIDE! RUN AND HIDE!!!
Here we have some hunk of crap’s side shot, which is extremely ugly. I’m ashamed to have created such a monstrosity. ;-;
The legs and feet, up close. Stop looking; you might get cancer.
Here’s the deformed arm construction. It’s ugly, but when I try to put every part of two MOCs into a combiner, it becomes this.
Side look. Ewwwwww…
Hand one of his two cluttered weapons.
Hand two: Electric Boogaloo. :3
Stab one at Pirean: what I deserve for making this.
Stab two at Pirean for existing, and a goodbye. XP
Full verdict: this is ugly. Case closed.
Score: -ICantEven/99999999999999999999999999
Next week: Older photos of NotVuhii and Vuhii, with Imgur (a bit comically) analysis via description. Scores will be posted on the topic. :3
(Please note: If you were invited, you should be one of the two represented MOCs here. Don’t be annoyed, please. :D)
Edit: luch i dont deserve ur liek plz mang ;-;
Double-Edit: I’m waiting for 10 posts before responding, because I need as much vitriolic critique as possible.
