Squeaver was once a normal guy, no older than 35. He had a roaring six pack, a pet lion, and a collection of Tom Petty albums. He went into his room with his hot wife and his amazing bonkle collection, ready to have a make out session when some knocked on the door. It was a Lego employee telling him that Bionicle was to be discontinued. Squeaver’s heart sank at the thought of this.
“no…” He said. “It can’t be!”
“it is.” He said. Squeaver cried, because he couldn’t believe that the Lego toyline he loved more than his hot wife had been killed. He also felt something strange. His wonderful six pack had started receding into his stomach, and what came instead was fat.
Suddnely his wife came to the door, holding a suit case.
“Yeah those plastic robots just disintegrated, so I think i’m going to go see that Looch guy. later.”
“NOOOO!!!” Said Sqeaver.
What happened next? Sqeaver became a dip Lamo or something like that.