Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Asides from the obvious

what else

Please enlighten me

maybe tell me his name?

All I thought was this:

The Oatmeal’s Wookie Jesus portrait also came to mind.

One more thing about the lightsaber: it has a crossguard, and it’s a good thing. That lightsaber has a more medieval feel with the crossguard, and it also allows more protection and does not cut off fingers.

In short: I really like the crossguard, but I understand why it may look silly for some people.

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Darth Wordehr, or something like that.

Also, might I point out that this may only be a character who picked up the bad guy’s sword? We don’t know for certain he’s the bad guy.

Exactly on the he might not be the bad guy

but
please tell me you are not serious on that name

Serious? me? You must have me mistaken for someone else.

In all honesty though, I seem to recall it being Darth (something that sounded like warrior), I think. I just stuck Wordehr in cause it sounded cool. And I did say “Or something like that”. Then again, I could be completely wrong and his name could not even have a darth in it.

wordehr sounds like a librarian of the star wars universe

I just find that funny for some reason

Umm… They revealed a name that everyone’s been wanting and showed a prototype head of him.

But, like I said, this is a Teaser Trailer. Why would they show us story?

The point of this trailer was for us to get a vibe for the lighting and camera work. And, to see some of the special effects in action.

Besides, that leaves a lot more mystery and hype.

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What am I supposed to hype over if I know nothing about it

literally, all I am hyped over is the falcon

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Your supposed to be hyped over the fact they’re making it

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and I am not

there is absolutly nothing to be hyped over
Sure, fine they are making it

But I sorta knew they were since disney bought lucasfilms

I also got sick of hearing about it for a while

I understand if you feel less enthusiastic.

But, as for myself, I’m hyped about the whole teaser.

Openeing shot - Hyped for Camera movement.
Droid - Love it!
Stormtrooper tease - The costumes look great.
Speeder Bike - The ‘terrain’ vehicles.
X-wing pilot - The costumes look great, again.
X-wings flying - Wonderful camera work and CGI effects.
Minellium Falcon scene - Same as the X-wing but 100x better!

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Oh god, its something I am least hyped for

mainly because its fairly wobbly (well, for the falcon shot at least)

I actually really like the guy, its cute

at least the best part of the teaser
I will admit, I am not impressed with the lightsabre for reasons other then the crossguard
from what I can see, it doesnt look majorly detailed

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I’m not impressed by the lightsaber either, but I still like it.

Also, another thing to be hyped for…

THE AWESOME JOHN WILLIAMS MUSIC!!!

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want to know what I hope happens

I hope these two songs make guest appearences

what?

what do you mean they are bad?

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… you’d think they wouldn’t…but you may never know…

If they do

i will personally find the people behind the idea of putting it in
and give them a hug

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I hope they have the cantina music in some form!

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So apparently the characters have been named

…okay
want to tell them?

no

(I actrually don’t remember