Strange/ridiculous things that you thought were true when you were young

for some reason when i was younger i kept thinking that the sun was eventually gonna blow up

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Well… It’s true…

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I thought there was a month called easter (situated between December and January). I have no idea why.

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too bad it will

C:

I used to think the second you were married, you got pregnant

I also thought being grown up meant being Diesel 10 from thomas the tank engine

for some reason
he reminds me of @Risebell

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I had dyslexia and thought that Muaka was Makuta…

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I once thought Inika builds were a good way to make MOCs.

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I once believed that I would be abducted by oversized vegetables who could phase through my ceiling.
I believed that either all the world was a stage and that everyone else in the world was all living parts to keep me in an illusion, or that everyone else I met was a hologram and someday I would wake up to be the only person on the planet.
I thought that Takanuva had a name with ~10 different syllables.

I believed this too

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I used to think Tom and Jerry was real and happened somewhere in Kentucky

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When I was really little I watched Jaws 4. This caused 2 things:

1: For some reason I decided that my bed was a boat and the floor was water so I positioned my self near the middle of the bed so Jaws wouldn’t be able to bite me

2: My brother and I slept in the same room at the time so if he would occasionally hum the Jaws theme while I walked back from the washroom and I would run as fast as I could bact to my bed. (He did that too)

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Aw dude I loved that movie with Bad Diesel.

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I loved it too
But now everytime I look at thomas the tank engine I either get terrifyed, or think of shivers
angela anaconda

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For some reason when I was young I thought you had to go through a portal to go from one state to another.

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Did you suffer from the Truman Show Syndrome?

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This was when I was too young to know that that was a thing

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When i was a kid i thought that i would die at age 7.

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I have no idea why, but I was always terrified of the filter grates at the bottom of a pool and the grated lights along the wall of the pool. For some reason, I always thought it would open up and I would get sucked in.

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I thought electronic fans would rip me to shreds if I touched them.

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I thought that computer screens would shock me with electricity if I touched them. This might’ve been in no small part of my mother who always said to never touch her Mac’s computer screen

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I used to think that you became a vampire if another vampire sucked your blood.
Then I learned you have to put on an Aztec stone mask and have a suitable blood sacrifice to become one.

I had dyslexia, BUT ONLY WITH BIONICLE NAMES.
Which meant I always thought Lesovikk was pronounced levoskii for some reason.

And there were many misconceptions I had about the opposite gender when I was 5.

I also thought that all TV shows were live, even cartoons.

I also believed that my senpai would notice me

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Oh gosh, the amount of times I mispronounced Bonkle names when I was young…

I thought Maxilos was called Maxilox…which sounds way cooler IMO.
I pronounced Pridak as Pree-dak.
Ehlek was Ehleek.
Photok was Pootok
Defilak was Delifak
Telluris was Tellurious
Cervatus was Cervastus (Sir Vastus)

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