OK. One day we will look back on this and laugh and laugh and— (Narrator is strangled from behind by an annoyed Sulfer.)
Not necessarily. Crumpets and Syrup have wrist-mounted machine guns, Pancakes has a triple-barrelled pistol, Sherbet has giant claws, Pizza has a sword, Eucalyptus has a staff, Truffle has an AR-15, Grape has a pair of rifles and Lasagna and the Anti-Bug Unit have wrist-mounted blades.
U WOT M8
BATGIRLS WILL WIN
no, the bugs will win!
Bats, Bats, we are the Bats.
We stay at night we prey at night
and in the morning we take a bite!
Kill the bugs, kill the bugs
they are no more good than thugs!
Oh. I didn’t realize that. Well, this is shaping up to be a fight that will rival the Battle of Kardas Nui.
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Or protodermis, or hemolymph, but screaming blood sounds better
Hush. The bugs are not about gore and mutilation.
Unfortunately, not even the intervention of the Galaxy Squad had any effect on the fighting. They were driven off by Sulfer, who mercilessly blasted their mechs to pieces. They will not press charges, seeing as how their superiors in the Space Police have ordered the war to be ignored until it dies out. There have been no further attempts by third parties at diplomacy between the sides… Yet.