hey, did we ever clarify on if fire magic can be used to propel the user?
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Well fire magic might be useful here regardless
However if Alexis shows up she might intercept somebody with something called Phoenix Bolts, which I assume are infinite ammo that are reborn every 1,000 years so as long as you’re immortal it’s a good investment
I could’ve made an actually good joke here but no
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Or Maybe they just burst into flame when they “die” (hit a target) and someone liked poetry when naming weapons for the Armada.
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dang okay, time to come up with an overly complicated solution
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Alexis is about to ruin the funny 
Dolphus in about half a second
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It’s ok though, gives some credence to the situation.
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post 900
also Mariner right now having to deal with one crew member who got knocked to the bottom of the ocean, another about to get eaten, and literally nobody else fighting the giant squid
Mariner: maybe I shouldn’t have waxed the insides of my hands with butter very thoroughly this morning
Alexis: you did wh-
literally everyone present:
silly Mariner, that’s not a whale, that’s a squid!
I know it’d be easy to misunderstand seeing as the squid is gigantic but you must remember whales don’t have tentacles I hope
clarification that I know what a wale is
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oh no now you’ve gone and given him an idea
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For those who are wondering, yes, a squid’s esophagus runs directly through its brain, and squids that eat too large of bites of food risk giving themselves brain damage. It’s why a squid has a beak, so it can rip things into tiny pieces and not risk harming its brain.
Mariner’s going to believe so hard that it will come true 
@N01InParticular your son’s dead and so is mariner lol, whatchu gonna do
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MURDER
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wait no N01 that just makes more dead people
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That sounds like a good idea.
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Now, now, that doesn’t solve all your problems. Most of them yes, but not all.
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Do you think karl would know makos name?
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I’m assuming he might have heard someone saying it in the last few minutes. But I can edit that as well!
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I’d like to point out the wing got hidden again. It’s not just sticking out.
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oh my bad, lot of posts happening
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