post 900
also Mariner right now having to deal with one crew member who got knocked to the bottom of the ocean, another about to get eaten, and literally nobody else fighting the giant squid
Mariner: maybe I shouldn’t have waxed the insides of my hands with butter very thoroughly this morning
Alexis: you did wh-
literally everyone present:
silly Mariner, that’s not a whale, that’s a squid!
I know it’d be easy to misunderstand seeing as the squid is gigantic but you must remember whales don’t have tentacles I hope
clarification that I know what a wale is