Umm because the child is listening, duh.
Because he’s there and Mariner is going through some stuff
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so mariner’s having a hard time because he saw the exact same spot used for wish you were here postcards and got depressed because the last time he had a barbecue his family was really into it also dolphus hates mako
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If you guys keep posting at this rate Rook will wake up at 5 in the afternoon 
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Well, I guess you could fix that… (Also you’re fine, this has been like a 10 minute conversation? Maybe?)
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better than not waking up at all 
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Mariner: no no I shouldn’t talk about graphic murder you’re just a kid
Dolphus:
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dolphus will not go around having indecently dressed eyes 
he’s a good boy
also is Tharos really doing fire demonstrations in the flammable paper room
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I am having a fun time with this post.
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A master of fire has nothing to fear. Unfortunately Tharos is not a master
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MOM MOMENT
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Alexis that is quite literally the opposite of what happened
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“you big dunce! swinging your sword around in front of a kid!”
dolphus with his sword:
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Girlboss
no but fr, Alexis wandering onto the deck, half asleep, and seeing two doods with their swords out it’s very easy to see how that can be misinterpreted
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well dolphus doesn’t have his sword drawn, but yeah his body language doesn’t exactly reek confidence and not-worried-about-getting-stabbed-ness
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even when one only turns to face the other after putting his sword away
No 100% understandable lmao
Me watching the lil notification in the screen as it gets closer and closer to my bed time.
If I’m late to work, this singlehandedly makes it worth.
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I’ve gone ahead and edited the comprehensive rundown of events with what’s happened over the last… day, and will probably continue to update it as more things happen, in case anyone falls behind and needs a refresher.
because I don’t have enough carpal tunnel already, it seems.
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Has Karl Benz met the rest of the crew yet?
Working on a post now
As well as a short Togav story
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No, not yet
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