wunger sick
brain hurt
wunger sick
brain hurt
Get well soon my dude
more time to post
good thing I don’t need one for rp posts
Man, the funniest thing about the Dolphus and Hethila exchange about wings. Is that no one else has a clue what went down. They saw Dolphus reach out, start petting the air. Then put his hand down and walk away.
and now they’re pissed at each other
Skill issue
Seeing as there’s no point to the RRR vs RRR conflict if the other side is without their leader I pray you get well soon.
Oh hey, since we’re going to Sea soon You’ll need some information on sea creatures
dolphus: so great to be here, um quick question
where is everybody
mariner: you’re the everybody
mariner: you mr. dolphus are extremely weird and I don’t trust you.
ah yes mr knife hands, let us shake blades
Dolphus brought up his reputation And smells like a birdI
there’s nothing fowl afoot
only a wing
While it’d be worse if his Leg was the one grafted with a bird, this is still bad
can you blame him for winging it?
And a winger
Of course he’s serious, he’s a gentleman, he can’t just not shake someone’s hand. Unless he’s trying to figure out if they’re an enemy
“where is the entire crew to operate the vessel?”
“now look, gentlemen, I have this all figured out. We can manage, mr. Knife Hands can handle the rigging, and the boy with the missing arm can weigh anchor, and is there anyone with a missing leg I can have handle the sails?”
You mean hang off the back and kick
Dolphus: hope nobody comes up with a stupid name idea, you’re all so dumb I don’t think you even know what a boat is, dumb stupid idio-
Alexis: actually um well uh I was thinking uhm caelin’s hand
Dolphus: decided, we’re going with caelin’s hand and I better not hear any objections from you neanderthals
EDIT: Did @Winger just imply Guns exist?
EDIT EDIT: Did @Mariner just completely ruin the moment?
that’s his treason
I assume those dry rations include stuff like hardtack? best to have the ship dewormed
Hardtack, Salt cured meats, dried fruits the like
dolphus taking one look at the food and then trying to swim back to shore
EDIT: I have now included Among Us in the main rp. I am unstoppable