I had a dream the other night about ordering a pizza and medium garlic fingers (I like food, okay?
). However, making this order somehow gave all my personal information to the pizza guy. I was like “Great, now I gotta change all my info so the pizza guy doesn’t steal my identity or something. at least I’m getting pizza.”
So I waited.
And waited.
And then I woke up.
And I never got the pizza or the medium garlic fingers.