Tell Me About Your Dreams

you really are monopoly’s sister

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interesting

I can tell you helped write Monopoly Lore™

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i’m not sure if i should be offended or take that as a compliment

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Maybe both. It’s hard to tell sometimes.

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So i had a dream where this slot machine told me “You will not play the no good game” And then i heard someone saying “How many sides make a rubber triangle?” Then i woke up incredibly angry and slammed my fist on the bed in rage, before coming to my senses and realizing the whole event was simply a product of my subconscious

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this is what you get for not playing the no good game

also it would benefit me if you stopped sneaking into my subconscious casino during the night

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In my dream me and @Mr.Monopoly were on spider-man’s roof, which was a gross looking all concrete building, when Monopoly dropped two mini dvd/cd’s and we then ran down the (concrete) stairs into the unlit building.

We passed one or two floors until we got to the bottom, there was a giant cabinet (lots of layers of glass on top of each other) filled with miniature hello kitty figures on every layer. we saw the dvd/cd’s and Monopoly picked them up. he then gave me a bin bag and we started scraping all the figures into it. when we were nearly done, we heard spider-man land on the roof. we finish stealing the hello kittys and run out the door (a hole in the concrete wall).

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I can confirm that all of this actually happened and she is only trying to cover up her theft of spider-man’s entire collection of hello kitty figurines

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So this dream began with me sitting round a dining table with my grandma (who had an eyeball in her mouth, i don’t know if she was eating one or it was just growing there) who was discussing a “Swedish gender debate” with my mother, who seemed to agree with her. Then, they said i should go visit my friend in Spain, which is strange seeing as i’ve never been to Spain and i have no friends there. After this, i got in a car with my mother and we went to see the friend in Spain. We stopped at a large shopping center with a statue of an off-brand Stitch on its roof. We went inside, and i took a selfie of myself standing in front of a giant carrot.

Then, the dream shifted focus to some workers on what looked like an oil rig, except they were mining gas, apparently. A politician-looking guy (Zork?) said that he was going to give them all a “free C-E-13”. This made the workers start screaming with joy, leaking the gas they’d been mining all over the place. Then someone picked up a flaming hammer and threw it into the fog, killing everyone.

Next, the dream showed all these CGI baby dolls, who were standing on a CGI street with some Mad max-looking dudes, who were also CGI. Then, someone who looked like Doomguy appeared and started shooting them with home-made weapons (in the dream they looked like they were made out of frying pans and electrical equipment.) He apparently knew which baby dolls were evil because they couldn’t count to 9. Then a guy who looked like Shaggy appeared and did some sort of dance with a doll who looked particularly like The Boss Baby, before he squirted ketchup into a zipper that was floating in mid-air.

Shaggy then woke up, (apparently he had been unconscious) and cried out “Aw man, I lost my armour!” Seeming to imply he was Doomguy, before someone who looked like Ben 10 (but slimier) said “haha, i have your child!” before running away. Shaggy took off in hot pursuit, but Ben 10 crashed into a sign and died.

Finally, the dream showed the border where the town the friend in Spain lived, and some wild west town. Spongebob was there, who said “I’ll just call a cab!” before the dream finally ended with neither me, Zork, those workers, Doomguy/shaggy, or Spongebob ever meeting the friend in Spain.

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Zork’s unconscious mind is identical to a story-writing AI

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I dreamed that Sizzle the Doomhound was chasing @Racie02 , and every time she killed it, it would reappear. This repeated until I woke up.

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I just had a dream that there was a Sainsbury’s-branded transformer figure

His name was Pete Plumsberry and he transformed from a self-serve checkout into a chunky robot with the head of a human cashier. All the buttons from the card reader ended up on his chest, and when you pressed each one he would say a different phrase:

  • “Insert cash”
  • “Select payment type”
  • “My name is Pete Plumsberry”
  • “Unexpected item in bagging area”

There were definitely quite a few more but I can’t remember them. Also he was very clearly not sporting the Sainsbury’s colour scheme of orange and dark red, he was more dark green and dark tan, which is more the Morrisons colour scheme than anything. Still, his tfwiki article claimed he was a Sainsbury’s product, so I guess that’s what we’re going with.

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That’s actually a great idea for a product!

I dreamed that I choked to death on pasta primavera made from ever-inflating cheese.

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incredible

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guys i dreamed about my cat what is wrong with you

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What happened in the cat dream

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I dreamed about the Cat in The hat
I distinctly remember saying “Let’s cat this hat wide open” and nothing else

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Did it only happen once or multiple times

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“Welcome to Watch Mojo where we will be counting down the Top 10 kill lines…coming in at number 3 we have the iconic Transformers character, Pete Plumsbury, the ruthless leader of the shopacons, he…”

Can we see floof creature in pet topic??? :pleading_face:

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I had a dream where there was this weird easter egg in hollow knight, there was a 1 in 1000 chance that instead of fighting the final boss, you would fight some giant monkey
the monkey was in a completely different artstyle and looked nothing like any other characters

It became a popular thing for speedrunners to try and encounter the monkey within a short time and defeat it

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