Who said I didn’t 
I probably have photos of the eels as well.
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I just remembered a good one. It was 2:00AM, and I was of course asleep, but was awakened by my dog barking quite loudly. The area he sleeps in is not far from my room, so it woke me up pretty quickly. He does this sometimes if he sees an animal at night, but usually he’ll stop in less than a minute. Not this time, this time he kept barking, and my imagination at night combined with a groggy mind wouldn’t let me sleep soundly. Eventually, I heard my father moving around the house and opening the back door. They brought the dog inside for a reason I didn’t figure out until the next morning.
After sitting awake in bed for at least twenty long minutes of terror, I fell asleep. Next day, I got the full story. Apparently, a criminal had run through our yard while trying to evade the police. They would’ve run directly past my window, and all this commotion is what caused my dog to bark, and he was taken inside because the police were of course trying to track him down. I also heard that the criminal parked their truck in my neighbors driveway, but I never saw that.
Overall, it was an alarming experience, and actually reminds me of another story I might tell later on. A few days after all this, we actually looked up who the criminal was, and he definitely did drugs or something.
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I’m up in the Adirondacks in New York, but it’s only been the last handful of years that the foxes (and rabbits for that matter) have made a comeback in my area. That’s why me and my parents had no idea at first what could’ve made that noise.
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My bedroom has two windows with blinds that I close, as I’m a really sensitive sleeper when it comes to noise or light.
A couple nights ago I was just laying in bed trying to fall asleep and all of a sudden my room is filled with like, really comparatively bright light. At like 12:30.
The light flashes on and off a couple times, and I’m thinking “Oh gosh someone’s running a flashlight over the side of the house am I about to be robbed”, and then the light comes back on and stays.
So after a minute, I go the street-facing window the light’s coming in through (keep in mind it’s coming through wood blinds), and pull up one of the planks of the blinds.
On the opposite side of the street, two blocks down (I said “street facing” but it’s actually technically angled, I’m just half a story up) there’s a car sitting on the side of the road with their freaking highbeams shining directly into my window.
I was annoyed. They didn’t turn them off for like an hour.
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I was at a convention thingy against my will when I was but a wee lad, and I was moseying about in the fancier and very empty section of the convention hall when a man in a grey suit walked up and handed me five dollars.
And then left.
To this day I have no idea why and I never saw him perform the courtesy to anyone else because he vanished from existence after that point.
The end.
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seems legit
It was you from the distant future
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a dream: I was Jack sparrow, I stole a giant ferriswheel and drove it like a segway through country side.
I even did the “ladies and gentleman, you will always remember this day as the day you almost caught jack sparrow”
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So one day this random kid came up to me (pretty sure I was volunteering somewhere when this happened) and decided they wanted to insult me by pointing to my Chaco’s and saying
”what are those with some ugly toes.”
I was so taken aback by the sheer fact that it was clearly a spur of the moment thought and they managed to make it rhyme.
I’m still not certain I ever fully recovered from that insult and any insult thrown at me to this day pales in comparison.
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I once saw a deer eating left over kfc.
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I had a dream about me being extremely surly and depressed. (edit) GUYS IT WASN’T A DREAM
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I saw a man riding a child’s scooter down a motorway once
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forgot to clarify that was me, sorry
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I had nightmare once that I killed a guy with a leaf blower by blowing his head off.
Looks about right
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You mean you found the dissolved bones of people buried in the cemetery?!
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So one of my friends heard that i was NB, he said something like " I heard you’re a They/them now." I said yes, i was.
So apparently this caused him to have a fit? I’ve known this guy since i was 5 or so and i don’t know why this information triggered him so much.
what’s weirder is that a week or 2 later he’s forgotten this information entirely and still refers to me with He/him
i don’t know if i should correct him because it might mess him up again
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from the sounds of things I think he might be intentionally forgetting
or rather, he is refusing to accept this change and would prefer to stick to his own bizarre views rather than respect your preferences
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