Ok, I have no idea if this belongs in the Music category, or the Literature category or this one topic in the Bionicle category with music fitting characters/events, so feel free to move it if this isn’t the right category.
That said…
Imagine this scene:
Take this song:
And here are the… new lyrics:
I see what‘s happening here
You‘re face to face with greatness and it‘s strange
You don‘t even know how you feel, it‘s adorable!
Well, it‘s nice to see that Toa never change
Open your eyes, let‘s begin
Yes, it‘s really me, Makuta, breathe it in
I know it‘s a lot: the stars, the voice
But you never really had a choice
So what can I say except “you‘re welcome“
For your city, your lives, your free will
Hey, it‘s okay, it‘s okay, you‘re welcome
After all I might have uses for you still!
Hey, who’s created life to flourish and thrive
To help you while you work and strive – well, I’ve!
When the League grew bold, who was right there to stop them cold
It was I haven’t you been told?
Oh, also remember the Civil War?, you’re welcome
My ending it you can’t ignore
Also my aid down in the Pit, you’re welcome
For you wouldn’t all be alive without it
So what can I say except “you‘re welcome“
For destroying that fleet on the sea
There‘s no need to pray, it‘s okay, you‘re welcome
As victor I can allow some blasphemy
You‘re welcome, you‘re welcome
Well, come to think of it
Hey, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that‘ll just be me messing around
My brethren are dead, or are contained
That what you wanted, I shouldn‘t be blamed
What‘s the lesson, what is the takeaway?
Don‘t mess with me when I‘m your new god, okay?
And the stars you can see in the sky
Show the master of this universe am I
Beware from now on I wield limitless power
Behold with my power I’ll purge and devour
All those out there opposing my righteous claim and dare say they’ll never comply!
Well anyway, let me say, “you’re welcome”
For peace is finally at hand
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay, you’re welcome
Well, come to think of it, this all was planned
Hey, it’s your day to say “you’re welcome”
‘Cause I totally exploited you
To reach my goals, my goals, you’re welcome
‘Cause you just had to do what Toa do
You’re welcome, you’re welcome
And thank you!
What have I done