You heard it here first! I care for you.
If it ain’t broke, you may as well break it anyway. It’s not gonna last much longer…
Statistically, you have a higher chance of accidentally killing someone in a car crash than saving someone from a car crash.
Amogus has left its mark on civilization across the globe and it can and will outlive you.
Figured I’d post Ghid’s inspiring message here:
You die a little more every day.
And every minute you spend here could be spent somewhere else.
Not that it matters, they’re all worthless.
When people say you are unique, they really mean that no one else wants to be like you.
Remember, not everyone hates you. Some people haven’t met you yet.
this is the anti motivation topic, racie
Don’t even bother trying new things. They’ll all just be terrible.
You can try, but if you don’t try you won’t fail
If you find the tests too hard, give up. They’ll only get worse.
You’re utterly worthless, whoever is reading this, and you should feel completely terrible for every sin and evil thought you’ve ever committed.
Whatever you do, it’ll never be enough.
You can’t do anything, so don’t even try
If you try to comprehend this, go rot. It is a mystical experience of decriminalizing pain, compounded with joyless chadness and gaslighting, surrounded by scribbling and scrawling in a corner of the McDonalds website.
Who are you?