Hello everyone. My name is Political_Slime, formerly known as ToaNuju120. I am running for Metru Governor in the 2018 race. Feel free to ask me questions about the various issues going on in Metru Nui currently.
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Will you make Chutespeak the official language?
Also can you make it illegal to not wear a poofy hat?
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Thank you for your questions Lelouch. If I am elected Metru Governor, I will require all Matoran to be fluent in both the common tongue, and Chutespeak.
As far as the controversy on poofy hats goes, while I believe that while poofy hats are good, I would not make it a requirement to wear them.
Again, thank you for your questions.
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swag?
swig?
dogs or cats?
what is your face?
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Thank you for your questions potay8to. As far as the “Swag or Swig” debate goes, I prefer Swig over Swag. I also prefer cats over dogs.
I am glad that you brought up the topic of Y.O.U.R.F.A.C.E. If you don’t know, the Y.O.U.R.F.A.C.E. is a terrorist organization bent on killing all Kikanalo. If elected as Metru Governor, I will take military action against this terrible group.
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what is your opinion on the illumakuta group?
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Will you make the use of disk launchers legal again and will you make the vending machines sell grog?
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@potay8o I’m sorry, who?
@LelouchViBritannia If elected Metru Governor, I will continue the ban on the use of Disk Launchers. Due to the terrible bout of violence we have had in the past regarding them, I think that the ban is necessary for our safety.
However, I am in favor of making vending machines sell grog. It is an inventive and delicious idea, and perhaps one of Nuparu’s greatest ideas yet.
CLUE ALERT: “He made them all shapes.”
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Exactly
what are your opinions on these dark hunters?
are you friends with senetor vakama?
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I believe that the Dark Hunters, despite their ominous name, are a great help to our economy. I am in favor of granting them official citizenship.
I am (cough) great friends with Senator Vakama. He and I go…way back.
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yay
have you thought about illumakuta…wait you know nothing
have you thought about a partnership with the merry midgets and potatoes army?
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I have indeed thought about a MM and PA alliance. If elected, I would attempt to forge good relations with these two groups.
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yes
I will contact ICE to ask him for and MM alliance with you, would be delighted to
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That is wonderful! However, as I am not elected yet, I will not be able to make full use of this request. I must wait until 2018, when I will hopefully be elected as Metru Governor.
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coolio
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You don’t have my authority to do this. So I must ask: should I mark this down for political discussion?
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I mean, it’s not SERIOUS political discussion. It’s all in jest. I don’t see any reason to take it down.
but if you do take it down i blame potay8o
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I was joking. I can tell the difference between satirical and real political talk.
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But see! I respect the Mods! That’s why I should be elected as Metru Governor 2018!
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Don’t use this as a way to get your sad approval by the voters. I already will let you get away with this, don’t make me rethink my options. 
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