The Ask the Politician Topic

[Political_Slime]

@Overlord_Damek

Mr. Slime and/or @Chronicler, how will you deal with corruption and threat of bribery in your system?

Yes

@Overlord_Hafu

what would you do if Pot8o bribed you with trillions on widgets?

And yes

[John_Smith]

Are you insinuating that I could be bribed? THAT’S SLANDER! YOU’RE TRIGGERING ME! GUARDS, LOCK @Overlord_Hafu IN THE SLAMMER!

[Booster_Gold]

@John_Smith

Are you insinuating that I could be bribed? THAT’S SLANDER! YOU’RE TRIGGERING ME! GUARDS, LOCK @Overlord_Hafu IN THE SLAMMER!

I forgot to type:

@Overlord_Hafu

what would you do if Pot8o tried to bribe you with trillions on widgets?

so my bad
@Jogn_Smat

[Tate]

we got ourselves a goody two shoes ovr here

HEY GUYS
A GOODY TWO SHOES
LETS MAKE FUN OF HIM
HAHAHAH!

/s

[HewksDKowlihad]

Slim Jim, what will you do about the recent rise of drug dealers?

[Political_Slime]

@Hewks

Slim Jim, what will you do about the recent rise of drug dealers?

Hit them

with an aggressive wave of Public Service Announcements telling them that their lifestyles will tear their families apart

[Looch]

Or you could be like Haggar and start suplexing the dealers a la Final Fight

[Mistah_Grammaticul]

Slurm-Jurm, what will you do about the new “Cult of the Haloblast” appearing across Metru Nui, trying to take over the city’s denizens?

[Political_Slime]

@Pirean_Grammaticul

Slurm-Jurm, what will you do about the new “Cult of the Haloblast” appearing across Metru Nui, trying to take over the city’s denizens?

Yes
<i aint invalid

[Tate]

This is a question

[Chronicler]

@Pirean_Grammaticul

Slurm-Jurm, what will you do about the new “Cult of the Haloblast” appearing across Metru Nui, trying to take over the city’s denizens?

We will smoke them out and burn them at the stake!!!

@Hewks

Slim Jim, what will you do about the recent rise of drug dealers?

We will make laws banning the distribution of illegal substances and get the police to work on it.

@Ehryt8o

This is a question

And this is an answer.

[Mistah_Grammaticul]

Chraniclor, will you become Slurm’s Running mate instead of going for governor? Because you see hold out as the partner of Slurm very well.

[Chronicler]

No. Me and Slime do not agree on a ton of things, like Kanoka Disk rights, the right to Kane-Ra arms, and many other things that are crucial for this election season.

[StudentScissors]

Slongu.
Where do all your competitors keep going?
And why are there a bunch of stinky garbage bags held to the lake floor by cinder blocks?

[Chronicler]

@StSc

Where do all your competitors keep going?

Well I’m still here, so good for me.

[StudentScissors]

@Chronicler

Well I’m still here, so good for me.

Stay away from dark alleys.

[Da_Stronk_Destroyer]

@Political_Slime Will you help in the care of Raptor-steeds?

[Political_Slime]

@Ehryt8o

This is a question

I beg to differ. You actually stated an answer.

@StSc

Where do all your competitors keep going?

Erm…nowhere…

@StSc

And why are there a bunch of stinky garbage bags held to the lake floor by cinder blocks?

I TOLD RANAKI TO DEAL WITH THEM

Oh yes, that, uh, must be from the rogue trash bandits…THEY MUST BE STOPPED!

@RaptorTalon

Will you help in the care of Raptor-steeds?

Why of course! If I am elected as Metru Governor, I will certainly help the Raptor-steeds!

[Ranaki_Pakewa]

@Political_Slime

I TOLD RANAKI TO DEAL WITH THEM

Yous said “At your earliest convenience”. It hasn’t been convenient to my schedule to take care of that yet. Maybe you should hire a few more Mexicans of something.

~I apologize for any offense. This is all said in jest.

[Tate]

@Political_Slime

I beg to differ. You actually stated an answer.

Stated an answer?
The thing itself is just a plain statement