The Book of Dreams

[Rukah]

wait
these actually could work

[Enbeanie]

We are actually theorizing about a story written on a semi-obscure website for bonkle nerds

I love 2021.

[Cordax]

In which the characters are the users on the semi-obscure site for bonkle nerds.

And one of the theories is that the bipedal narrator is a cat.

[Ghid]

@NOTaHFfan

I was right all along!

That’s right folks, one of the theories here turned out to be true! Who knows how many more will turn out to be correctnot a cat

@NOTaHFfan

Cats can’t take wide steps, right?

@NOTaHFfan

Hawkflight’s self-MOC doesn’t have a kanohi mask to speak of and instead is rocking a bare metru head with a slizer foot attached to it. Who else from the list has a bare metru head and also is short? GoodGuy2006!

So, my theory is: Jethryn is actually GoodGuy in disguise!

You said to keep the steps thing in mind, but the problem here is this trashbag figure is taller than the silver guy.

It’s an interesting theory for certain. Not going to comment on it in any other direction outside of mentioning the one glaring inconsistency.

@NOTaHFfan

he was frightened because they accidentally kidnapped Monopoly’s boss!

You’re pretty much entirely right here… except for that.

@Enbeanie

We

I don’t see you doing any theorizing, mister.

'Course you’re welcome to join the fun, but I highly recommend you read the first two books before checking out this one, since the continuity runs deep.

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EDIT: Forgot to address this.

@Cordax

Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure that Cordax was actually selected to go to the Cider factory like Pakari, Racie, Krelikan, etc.

I have quoted you on this

Cordax was selected, but by whom? Was it the same person as the one who selected Pakari, Racie, Krelikan, etc.? Was it the same person (Tott) who selected Monopoly and Zero?

@NOTaHFfan

So, if Tott doesn’t know any of the non-traitor mission participants (he didn’t recognise Krelikan, for instance), he probably doesn’t know Cordax as well.

Well, he didn’t recognize Krelikan and he doesn’t know Cordax.

No further comment.

@NOTaHFfan

I should probably find the quotes from the book confirming my words, but nah, that’s not happening…

fake fan

[Cordax]

@Ghid

Was it the same person as the one who selected Pakari, Racie, Krelikan

I’m pretty sure this is it, because Cordax seemed unaware of Monopoly’s killings, though maybe he was just acting naive and was selected by the person who chose monopoly and zero because he did unleash Eilrach.

[Rukah]

@Ghid

Was it the same person (Tott) who selected Monopoly and Zero?

hmmmmmmmmmm

[N01InParticular]

Ah yes, that moment when you can theorize about yourself as if they were a separate character.

Good times.

I’d also like to bring up something I said in bor that may perhaps be important

@Ghid

“CORDAX.” It hissed as you tripped over a piece of the floor you really should have seen. “WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME TO DIE HERE?”

“N-No!” Cordax scampered, fell, and began crawling backwards into the elevator. “I don’t know who you are and you’re creeping me the heck out, so stop it!”

“DID YOU REALLY FORGET ME?” The floating entity hissed as you again tripped on something you would have otherwise been able to avoid. “THE ONE WHO BROUGHT YOU HERE, WHO PLANNED THIS WHOLE ORDEAL? I AM-”

“ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?!” The figure howled, swooping down to Cordax’s face as the latter vibrated in terror. “I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND HANG YOU BY THEM AND THEN YOU WILL BECOME… LIKE ME! YOU WILL BE REBORN UNDER THE CROWN OF EILRACH, ETERNAL AND UNDEFEATABLE!”

You were seriously getting tired of tripping over every little thing because all you could see was Cordax getting teary-eyed. “YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN; YOU NEED YOUR BODYGUARD TO PROTECT YOU! WELL HE ISN’T HERE ANYMORE; WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO? STICK YOUR KNIFE IN MY THROAT? I’M INVINCIBLE!!”

If I am to be trusted, Cordax is definitely responsible for something.

Perhaps he was the mastermind all along and orchestrated everything behind the scenes like that spoiler from hit Netflix series Squid game!

Or I’m overthinking this.

Or the true mastermind was the people we met along the way?

[Cordax]

@Ghid

THE ONE WHO BROUGHT YOU HERE, WHO PLANNED THIS WHOLE ORDEAL?

This is very interesting. Since the N01 we saw in BoR was a puppet of Eilrach, but still a separate entity, I’m sure that he’ll come back and be of much importance in this book.

[Ghid]

@N01InParticular

If I am to be trusted,

well there goes that theory

I don’t want to gloat, but I’ve been playing the long game with certain details from the original book and I’m hoping they get fulfilled in this one. There’ll be a few insignificant things from there with the greatest significance here, so keep your eyes peeled.

@Cordax

I’m sure that he’ll come back

well he is on the signup list isn’t he

[Cordax]

he was in the signup list for BoR and he was only mentioned at the end of one chapter.

[Ghid]

I meant he’s on the signup list for this one so his appearance is a given

[Cordax]

yes but you forgot to mention that I said of much importance

[Ghid]

I forgor

[Cordax]

hahahahahhahahah get rekt scrub

[Chronicler]

If the main character is a cat does that make this a furry fic?

[Ghid]

If I were to light your house on fire would the temperature change finally make it a swell place to live?

[Chronicler]

No still too cold

[Cordax]

If I were to give you a fave here is your fave?

[Ghid]

dang bro you got a point

[Chronicler]

Dang man you got the whole squad laughing