The Book of Tears | ARMAGHIDDON

Tonight on Top Gear
I learn how to levitate
James eats a rock and commits several manslaughter using a living metal pipe
And Hammond ascends into godhood

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches I LUEGHEUGHV YOEUGH, EOUOUOUGH

That’s exactly why I said that Tott doesn’t-

Wait why is there an :trolleybus: emoji? Is it because :trolleybus: rhymes with sus?

Ok google why am I dead inside

I was wondering where’d my prangles go

Good. What about the c-list (c-obalt, c-ethryn and c-lower half) tho? I wonder where they are now.
C-lower half’s wings would surely be useful in the latest chapter.

Listen, the problem here is the “a while ago” part. I forgor.

Nah, I think I can bear with this kind of humour. I barely even cringed

Thanks man, I sure did laptop rebuild gif today because of the latest chapter
wait, uh, wholesome moment is over. Wholesome is banned in the land of Bo_ :rage:

Speaking of the latest chapter…


Chapter 12

Yes

No. Sonus got killed (?) a while ago. I will theorise about who this is later in this post.

Unexpected Ghid and NOTaHFfan team up. Last time something like this happened, weebs got completely erased from the multiverse (this was one of the TTV moments of all time), so this is going to be interesting.

Oh hi Axelford

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So amazing to see Diero actually being a force to be reckoned with again. And the fact that he is using the poor Axel as a weapon to reenact the dream is an icing on the cake.

Awww so heartwarming to see that Ghid missed the silvery stooge and deadsperado while on his moon vacation

Thank you mr Ghid, that’s a very good question. I wish I were the one to ask it first though :triumph:

If the possibility is so infinite, could he have just made himself the most powerful being in the universe by giving himself the ability to kill anything with one punch, for instance? Hypothetically, of course, because you would have to be an absolute genius of an author to pull such a scenario off in an interesting way.

He’s trying his best, okay? In order to achieve your dream, you need to work hard and strive for it. This is the way of sussy imposters. (Thank you, thank you for your applause, I know my book criticising has been exceptionally good today)

Ayyy new nickname, I think. I surely will be adding it to the ever growing list of nicknames when I post the next version of the Renner moc… if that next version ever forces its way into existence.

Ay, he finally made it. I sure hope nothing whimsical happens this t-

Okay, it’s time to address the ghelephant in the renneroom.
The “he” that Ghid didn’t want to let into the portal so much (unsuccessfully) throughout the whole chapter that he even teamed up with Renner and the silhouette we see here is none other than Monopoly.

Which reminds me of a line by one of the Ghidfolks from the Ghid committee from one of the previous chapters:

He was actually talking about Monopoly. Monopoly is the great evil Ghid is afraid of, and now that he achieved the godly power of the Dream World, the only thing that’s keeping him from world destruction is the Anodize airhead.

This 100% cements my suspicion that Monopoly is the main villain of the Bo_ series. Now the “but what if you were the villain” line from BoR makes more sense than ever

Quite ironic that Ghid essentially brought this all upon himself. Had he not pulled an epic prank on Monopoly during BoR and BoL, the dude would have stayed an ordinary goon and wouldn’t have decided to kill Ghid to get revenge, threatening the existence of the universe itself in the process.

Speaking of,

If this means what I think it means, Monopoly and Renner are essentially on equal footing now. They both seem to have the godly reality-altering powers of the Dream World, considering the changed environment of the world and Renner unlocking “new, previously impossible shapes” of armour. But the logistics of how this is possible are still unclear to me.

What’s also unclear is how Monopoly knows about the existence of the Dream World and how it works. Obviously, Ghid couldn’t have told him because there is no reason to and Monopoly couldn’t have gotten this knowledge on his own. The only two options I can think of are: he saw the giant hole in the sky and decided that it would be funny as hell if he went there (somehow, he can’t fly) or he got the knowledge of this dimension from the Chronicler’s arm (I assume he still has it, right?) and went there deliberately (somehow, he can’t fly).

Either way,

Chapter 14 is definitely going to be hella wacky and whimsical.

Also,

Typo

Someone help this man, he’s having a stroke

I wonder what will take longer: me putting this in the OOC topic or you fixing the typo before I can do anything :skull:

The timer is ticking

Like father like son I mean like author like theoriser

Beba :rage:

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the cycle begins anew

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I never thought BoT could become a top gear meme but it honestly works so well

We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbin's our game Found a secret warp zone while workin' on the drain

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Notahafhahhfhahahanahfnhn face reveal

Well the lower half doesn’t exist anymore and Sonus is dead

As for Jethryn and Cobalt, better keep your eyes peeled :eye: :eye:

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Renner’s really only participating because he doesn’t have an alternative (he is floating off to a better life)

It’s too bad he will never ever have a gun again in any capacity nope never nuh uh :pensive:

You will not pull a fast one over on me, mr. weeb :angry:

In order to achieve your dream, you yell it at your homeless anorexic friend who lights things on fire and swings them at people

It is. :sunglasses:

My hope is to have a few more new nicknames for folks before this is over, now that Ghid is back in the script. The first half of Book of Dreams was very bad and dumb incredibly fun to write, mostly because of the insane action but also because of my thesaur- I mean inherent literary knowledge :brain:

I didn’t like having to write Tott as so much of a jerk though, but now that Ghid’s got more pressing priorities I can hopefully lessen the edge there.

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We have a winner.

I cannot confirm or deny allegations that he is the Monopoleon of crime

Ghid when he gets brutally murdered and makes his son hate him and loses his monarchy all because of a little trolling

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So it works like this:

In a world where you can do anything, anything can be done. But now try to take something that can do anything to a world where it can’t and get the same results. Problem? Solution - it can do anything within certain physical limits, namely how much it weighs, its relative mass, and how much of it there is to go around.

Hence why it was reforming across renner’s body instead of just making new armor out of thin air. This is also why Renner couldn’t just make himself invincible - it would have to be something that could theoretically translate over to reality and still function.

Now, if he could figure out something like that, bravo to him, but, well, it’s definitely in-universe Renner and not me that can’t think of a way to make more op-power operate and come out of that world while still being cohesive. Yep.

Are you for real?

Please, I could come up with at least fifteen theories for that issue.

Really, even something as simple as him flapping his arms fast enough would work.

It’s hard to believe, but I really did lay the groundwork for a stunt like that.

Largely because, after all, I’m just such a big brain with my hidden details.

political joke

well I have to do work so… :pensive: my fate is sealed, I deserve the death penalty

look winger I brought something better than the milk

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whoops, shoulda known it was good ol’ marble head

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that’s no way to talk about goodguy

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Ch 12

Chapter 13

This is bad.

Racie’s head rotated very slowly to look with the flattest glare humanly possible at the metal ball, which like her was peeking ever so slightly out from behind the corner of the… Well, it was more of the inside of a pipe than an actual wall. Whatever this place was, it was not designed with the sort of shenanigans taking place in mind.

In fact, as Racie considered this particular point, she noticed high above the party in their painful predicament was a huge tangle of heavy industrial-grade cables, sagging with the weight of some small object caught in the middle of them. Flashes illuminated it slightly as it lay hidden in the darkness, flashes of green from Gofers as his inexperience was costing him serious ground, and other flashes, very subtle, flashes from…

We need to go there.” Racie pointed towards a large machine at the back of the action, with massive wires leading from it into the wall. “If that’s where the little glowing guy is coming from, I can shut him down for good.

You’re not gonna get over there.” AI protested. “By the time you get halfway across the room, you’ll get spotted and picked apart by the massive thing with massive teeth. There’s no way you can get over there without being noticed.

I would like it on the record that I did try to stop you from noticing the ladder.” AI continued as Racie reached the top of the ladder and began crawling quietly along the scaffolding. “Please tell me you’ve got another really great plan for how to cross that massive gap without standing up.

You bet I do.” Racie grinned, snatching the silver ball out of the air and chucking it towards the present party, but the anti-gravity kicked in almost immediately, ending the flight before it began. “Are you serious?! You just tried to threw me over there and get me killed!!

You’re a robot, you can’t get killed.” Racie rolled her eyes.

Then what’s gonna happen with this guy, huh?” AI shot back, exasperated. “Take a millennium-long nap, maybe? Like an AI would ever do that.

Their back-and-forth argument was interrupted by a cry from Cordax, who wrestled himself backwards and, albeit unbeknownst to those watching, had regained some visceral memory of being stomped to pieces, as the looming limb of the gunk-covered monster now threatened to do the same. Evidently his power nap had expired not long ago, and now he lay, coiled in fear, watching the ominous stomper of the creature aim its vicious maneuver.

Gofers slammed his shoulder into the mouth of the creature, driving it back slightly as it tried and failed to once again bite into Gofers’ bony hide. Winger was busy trying to write more commands in the near-darkness, the creature swinging Gofers around in its bite like a dog thrashing a toy around. The dancing hologram had disappeared for a moment.

Really though, would you fly over there and start being a problem for people?” Racie winced, clutching her side again. “I can’t possibly get over that gap without being noticed by this crowd, and there’s no other way tor each that machine.

Two things.” AI replied, even as Gofers got thrown half the length of the room, crashing into several large glass tubes. “One, I’m very offended at your attempt to throw me and make me participate in your hair-brained schemes, and two, I am by no means prepared to have to deal with revealing myself to Cordax what are you doing if you throw me agai- NO DON’T TOUCH THA-”

The restart button had been pressed on the small silver sphere, and Racie tossed it aside once more, taking a couple of deep breaths before forcing herself to stagger upwards. The silver ball landed unnoticed by the crowd during the conflict, as the massive creature had lunged at Winger and was only being held back by Gofers furiously tugging on its gilled cheek.

“Sorry, I had to set up a message to rally the ol’ troops.” The hologram interrupted, suddenly appearing high above the party once more. “So you’re probably wondering when you’ll learn about my master plan to rule the world, and since you’re so well preoccupied at the moment, I suppose you wouldn’t mind being regaled.”

“Could you go back to being quiet?” Gofers groaned, finally finding the leverage to lift the gunk-lathered monster up by its teeth and hurl it into the wall. “I’m getting awfully tired of your tirade so far.” The skeleton retrieved another inscribed piece of rubble from Winger, who was behaving far more confident now that the fight was turning around.

“Hey, I’m talkin’ here!” The hologram bellowed, and from some unseen crevice flew a small glass object, which shattered against Winger’s helmet ineffectively. As Winger turned to discern its point of origin, he fell sideways to the ground, completely unresponsive. Out from the crevice crawled three more Dreamers, one of which held a large amount of the glass Tears, poised to throw another.

“So it went kind of like this:” The hologram sat down in the middle of the air, oblivious to the sphere turning back on or Racie crying out as she landed painfully on the other side of the gap. “A long while ago Volume got a hold of something called the Weeping Mirror. Apparently it’s made up of many fragments of metal from different places, but that’s not extremely important. Around the same time he bumbled across that little relic, he also got wind of a group of dead people on the outskirts of civilization.”

“Now that alone was suspicious enough, but it turned out these things were utterly invincible!” The hologram spun about in emphasis while the gunky creature had recovered and charged at Gofers, picking him off the ground and ramming him into the opposite wall. “And he determined exactly how to make them, too, which he detailed down in his personal AI. Oh, how funny that is! The high and mighty Volume’s so incompetent he needs artificial intelligence to make up for his lack of any.”

Cordax watched in horror as the ferocious beast brought its fanged jaws down on Winger, the only thing remaining being his now severed left arm. “And that AI, which also happened to be the AI used by the entire police department, now had the recipe for how to make an invincible army of Dreamers, the name of which I learned from some little online sleuthing. I have you to thank for that, by the way.” He suddenly turned and pointed right at Racie, who recoiled in horror at the motion.

“And you know what’s even funnier than all that?” He loomed over her, his massive orange Pakari grinning wildly. “When I was making them, I had to operate under the silly little obedience rules that Ghid set up to keep me in line. Even when I was sending off massive hordes to follow that Renner idiot and smother his little resistance effort, I still had to follow my perceived ‘orders’, however I could twist them to work.”

“But just a little while ago some nice police officer informed me I could just give myself the clearance to do whatever I want! Me!” He reeled back, throwing his hands towards the ceiling. “ME!! I can just FREE myself! And now, I’ve given myself the clearance to take over the world through that mind-control-thing Volume invented and forgot about as a nuclear option if the police ever turned on him. I’d think that would be against union guidelines, though; do you think he ever told them he did that?”

Gofers was being ineffectively restrained by two of the new Dreamers, able to free himself but in the utmost horror at Winger becoming hors d’oeuvre for the fishy friend. Cordax was staring at the arm and preparing to go into shock, while the silver ball housing AI watched ineffectively, unable to do anything lest he-

No wait there he goes.

“Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size, buster?” AI growled, turning on his hologram and increasing the size as large as he could - which wasn’t even half the size of Zippy’s. The gunk monster looked up in confusion, his mouth full of Winger, trying to determine which of the collections of lights was its master.

“Excuse me?” Zippy loomed downwards. “Who exactly are you supposed to be?”

“That’s not important.” AI responded, undeterred by the hologram’s size. “What is important is the fact that I forgot what I was going to say when I got here, I kind of had a mental speech prepared about how you’re wrong and stuff, um.” He kept up his grimacing expression, trying not to let his words get to his performance. “Aside from being a horrible person, how’re you doing?”

“You’re stalling to give her time, it won’t work.” Zippy frowned, another Dreamer climbing out of the computer area and ascending the scaffolding. “Did you really think I’d let my ultimate plans get stopped by a Nobody, a Nothing like yourself?”

“What defines a nobody, or a nothing?” AI retorted. “Is it just your perception of them? And what makes you any less of a nobody than myself?” The gunk creature was getting increasingly confused, leaving a massive window open for Cordax to act, who was still transfixed on the severed arm. “Is it your pompousness, or your ego which gives you claim to the title of someone?

“It’s because I am inherently superior because of who I am as a person.” Zippy leaned back and adjusted his absurd hat. “I’m just better than you on a fundamental level, on top of all my accomplishments and recognition. My clout isn’t what makes me; it’s a reflection of what I deserve.”

“Is that’s why Ghid’s here?” Racie pointed up towards the tangle of wires, trying very poorly to evade the grip of the Dreamer sent after her. The Dreamer stopped and looked upwards, along with the rest of the Dreamers in the room, towards the small object caught in the collection of cables. Illuminated by the orange glow of the projected Pakari, Zippy’s expression dropped in horror as the blank, reflective eyes of Tott’s cold visage appeared to glow a bright orange.

“N-No. How did he… He DIED!” Zippy bellowed at the static figure nestled above. “I SAW the tower fall! He’s DEAD!! You’re DEAD!! You HAVE to be!” His hologram sank away from the tiny figure, shrinking in size as it did so. All the Dreamers chattered their jaws in retaliation of the wooden puppet’s existence, unaware that Racie had slipped away and Gofers was bracing himself.

“How did you know. HOW DID YOU K-” Zippy spun around, but Racie had disappeared. At the same moment, Gofers threw his weight forward, dragging both Dreamers off their feet and smashing them into each other. The gunk-lathered leviathan bellowed and swung about, but Gofers rolled and scooped up the dismembered arm of his superior, pressing the limp finger into a chip of debris and writing out a word as the massive jaws of the monster smashed past him and through more equipment.

“You really think you’re something because of that?” AI snapped, his littler hologram floating higher into the air. “It’s not about what other people think you are, or how much of an impact you make, but why you do it. Some people are headlines, Zippy, and some of them are just footnotes, but you’re not even a quotation mark in your own story.”

“I have power!” Zippy growled, growing in size again to loom over the spherical silver device even as Gofers ate the piece of rubble he had scrawled on and bellowed green flames. “I AM POWER!! How can I possibly be anything less than the main man here? I am KING!

The bellow of pain from the eternally-frowning fish brought the artificial intelligence’s attention back to the present. Gofers had carved through his teeth with fiery hands, kicked him into the air, and sent a burning green heel straight through his body, which seared and bubbled from the impact, melting off in either direction as the dreaming Winger lay inside its now open maw, otherwise unharmed. The lights grew even dimmer.

“What did-” Zippy looked back at the computer terminal, as Racie had bloodied her knuckles smashing off the cover and had clearly done some tinkering. “I can’t- No. I can’t be done. This can’t be over so soon. I had everything… I had it all… and…

“And now?” AI loomed over the shrinking form of the police operations artificial intelligence unit and unofficial mascot of the local law enforcement, who kicked back up his energy one last time. “I can’t have been beaten by anyone! Who are you- WHO ARE YOU??!?

The smaller light loomed with a scowl.

“No one in particular.”

Ch 14

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an appearance years overdue

I had originally planned to introduce another user in this chapter, but I decided one user who had been shunned repeatedly throughout the course of the books deserved to finally make his real appearance. Welcome home nerd :sunglasses:

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That was amazing.

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What an absolute ghamer

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Woah it’s N01

Neat chapter

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well yes it is n01 but there is still no explanation as to what

means

also, the silly little ai guy seems a bit nicer than he used to

though I guess he was being controlled by eilrach or something idk i’m not smart enough for these books

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maybe the restart button made him nicer

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He’s now Steve Jobs defending Apple against allegations…

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patience lacroixdax, he just got here

man’s got a lot of explaining to do about a lot of things

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I have a theory that traykar will appear in the next chapter and atobe will appear in the chapter after that :sunglasses:

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I didn’t sign up for BoT but Cordax has great ideas, Ghiddy :sunglasses:

Edit

oh wait
YOoo I’m in BoT!
I completely forgot that I signed up xD

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Yeah, I still don’t know how such a genius idea came to my mind. It must have been some kind of divine intervention (we’re only 57 posts away from the magical number, let’s keep going, come on guys we can do it)

Wait, wait, wait, we’re not doing any more of those nerdy meme songs, are we? Let’s take a look outside and see how lucky we are to live in a beautiful world like this, because you see, Any time and any season, There’s a rhyme and there’s a reason…

There’s a darkness skeleton within me

I tried to peel my eyes with a razor (it didn’t work well)

Man I really thought this one was going to fly under the radar.

I guess I need to try harder next time if I want to stay in one piece

How can you be quoting Sun Tzu without crediting him? Kinda unbased and maybe a little cringe to be completely honest

Alright bet. Name fifteen.

Listen man, it’s no good when your theoriser is sleep deprived, okay?

Cringe


Chapter 13

This one is CHONK

Aight, Racie a real gamer. Unplugging someone from life support for the sake of a little trolling is the most gamerest move there is.

I’ll threw a body pillow filled with osmium at your face if you don’t fix that typo :rage:

His next meeting with Monopoly is going to be hella awkward. And don’t even try to tell me that they aren’t going to meet, this is the only possible choice from the narrative perspective. And I just predicted it :sunglasses:

Ha ha get trolled

Honestly, Racie is such a mood in this. She’s slowly starting to become one of my favourite characters

Oh, that’s so convenient. I would have never expected him to go into an in-character monologue detailing his entire motivations and why exactly he’s suddenly beginning a hostile takeove. Such a plot twist

Oh oh oh I know what this is. Tott got hit with one of those things once. It knocks you out and sends you into a Pyro from TF2-style psychotic hallucination of happiness and kindness.

Also, fun fact: an entire book was named after these things.

Okay, let’s go over Zippy’s exposition monologue:

That’s probably the thing the main world Ghid uses to contact otherworldly Ghids like Mc’Gick and Ghidius

That’s the thing Diero was wearing around his neck and that was left over in the middle of the explosion where Diero “died”

That’s Diero and his gang, aka the first Dreamers

Wha-
Eh, he’ll be fine. I mean, come on, he’s Ghid’s son after all

So I guess I was up to something when I was rambling about Racie knowing a little too much about Dreamers

Oh, so that’s who was the master of the dreamers that chased after Renner’s party at the beginning of BoD when they were going to the tower. Well, despite Zippy’s bravado here, that plan to get rid of Renner backfired on him in the worst way possible

I remember that! Foreshadowing most of the time becomes obvious only after the thing it is foreshadowing to is revealed.

It’s such a clever move on Racie’s part to use the dead Tott body as a distraction for Zipper, knowing that Ghid is his biggest insecurity.

Also, now I feel that my new year themed BoT drawing was prophetic, since I drew the then-Heyzorks trying his best to copy Ghid’s facial expression.

See, this is why you should never trust AI art. Some day it might turn on you and decide to conquer the world while insulting you behind your back.

Well, we should thank Renner for this one. He has just saved Winger’s entire party completely accidentally.

Man, this Zippy guy is such a nice, sweet angel, I sure hope he doesn’t die a horrible death with his heart full of despair…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFPWIjDDcPc

Heh, I said he would be fine

Haha get trolled nerd

Guys guys look! Guys look it’s amazing guys!

Nobody is there.

Now excuse me, I will pet myself on the back and shake my hand for theorising about this character’s identity several months ago and being absolutely correct.


So, overall, this chapter was considerably above average. Good tension, good fights, many exciting revelations, all characters present served a purpose and contributed to the chapter’s development, Racie was an absolute menace (she basically carried the entire fight), satisfying conclusion with Zippy being beaten in an extremely satisfying way… this is a very good chapter.

In short, 0/10, did not enjoy :sunglasses:

You see, an absent father’s favourite drink is nothing compared to the greatness of…

Dr Pepper, the favourite drink of the Streamer Knight, Sir Asmonbold the Gold, the Lord of Diabetes

My man is making great progress in the theorising department with these bold and whacky theories. If you keep on going at this rate, you will be able to inherit the theoriser title from me in no time

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Ok since i’m trying to turn over a new leaf since my old cringe days i have actually been reading this

I liked the part where i died

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aight so let me say that (no I still havent caught up, once schools out I promise I will) you guys arguing between root beer and dr pepper just confirms that the boards is the perfect place to be, those are the two sodas I prefer most out of anything, to the point where Ive been called a root beer connoisseur at least once or twice

with that in mind, I must bring out my counter:

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Ch 13

Chapter 14

Attention, my loyal populous!

That was Zippy’s voice. A couple of my Dreamers turned to look at the massive projection lighting up the side of a ruined building. Diero, still spinning the screaming metal bar, paid no heed as he continued carving through the heads of the Dreamers unfortunate enough to draw near.

I have a new directive for you: In the case of my being cut off, due to having to deal with some Troublesome Idiots down here, I have a command to issue.” The flat figure made an inhaling motion. “DREAM: TEAR 'EM UP!

Now have fun with your little cleanup!” Zippy smiled, disappearing away as the Dreamers bellowed yellow flames and all the officers cheered. “King Zippy! Zippy our rightful King!”

While the officers praised Zippy, our rightful King, the Dreamers, who were emboldened by the dream, rushed forward with mouths aglow, biting into several of my Ghid Dreamers and taking large chunks out of them. Well, as you can imagine, I was slightly annoyed by this, and began swallowing them whole into my many maws, which I imagine must have been fun for Renner to deal with on the other side. In spite of this however, my numbers were thinning rapidly, and the little imp’s supply of the nasty things seemed inexhaustible.

“You need to reach your master.” I calmly informed Diero, who was beginning to be overwhelmed before a dozen Ghid hands smashed into his oppressors. “He will need your assistance.”

“Look, lemme be clear.” Diero hissed back. “I don’t trust you, my boss doesn’t trust you, the whole world doesn’t trust you, and I’m pretty sure you don’t trust you either.” He lobbed a piece of rubble, which belted a number of Dreamers as it flew. “So why in the world would I ever-”

“Call it a hunch,” I replied, even as the Dreamer I was speaking through got an eye bitten off by one of my unsavory opponents. “but I suspect your master will be needing backup in there.”

“Why?” Diero raised an eyebrow at me, and then let his jaw drop as I unhinged my jaw yet again to gulp down another opponent. “Okay right, point made. Here.” He handed me the metal bar, who quickly realized what was about to happen.

“Oh, no no no. You are NOT about to swallow me whole. Not the one to trust, not happening, this is not how I die, PUT ME DOWN DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I AM NOT YOUR LUNCH- NO NO NO NO AAAAUUUGGHGHHH” he wailed as I stuffed him down my gullet. Somewhere inside that other world, I knew, Renner would appreciate a weapon to fight the Dreamers with, especially one so… Willing as that one was.

Although mostly it was to get rid of the screams I had to endure from him up until then.

In spite of my new technique, however, the Dreamers under Zippy’s control were making short work of my many hosts, quickly thinning the number down to under a hundred of them. Evidently Diero was much more experienced at the whole being a Dreamer thing than I was.

“Y’know what I wish I had right now?” Diero growled, as he sent his heel into another Dreamer, flinging it back atop a pair of its associates. “A gun. All these bullets on me are completely worthless without something to- Hey…” With a wily grin, he cracked open one of the special bullets containing Eilrach’s form, which quickly zipped into the closest free Dreamer and looked around.

Yeah no.

“What?” Diero’s jaw dropped as I tried to hold back another pair of Dreamers so he could have a moment. “Y’know I kind of thought you’d be ecstatic about another opportunity to rule the world, and… Stuff. Wasn’t that your whole shtick?”

I’ve had some time to dwell on that.” Eilrach replied, looking into the horizon solemnly as Diero focused on a rapidly approaching object of considerable size. “Now, I realize the futility in such an endeavor, and the true value of life isn’t about the time spent destroying all who stand in your way in a merciless reign of destruction and terror to stamp out the last shreds of hope in the universe, but it’s about-

Eilrach looked up at the large, battered convertible Diero had caught, which was towering over him in the deadsperado’s strained clutches. “Oh. You wouldn’t mind if I…?

“Mind if you whaeaahhgh” Diero replied, recoiling his head back as a Dreamer bit through Eilrach’s stony neck. The greenish gas which escaped quickly flowed into the brandished automobile, and the engine roared in Diero’s grip.

The bone-headed bungler’s bumpy grin grew exaggerated as his brows lowered in malicious delight. Reeling about, he used the automobile as a club to send the closest Dreamers flying over the debris, Eilrach taking the opportunity to grind a tire on the face of one of his opponents. Slamming the car down, the lights flickered on, and Diero vaulted into the driver’s seat.

“Let’s book it!” He howled, motioning for me to get in.

I must admit, the assistance was greatly appreciated, as most if not all of the Dreamers had abandoned any hope of taking down Diero and were all dogpiling me, carving through my well-tailored bodies like flames through paper. With only one body in any reasonable condition, I let the last few tattered ones drop and bolted with all my impressive speed towards the car, hopping in the back just as Eilrach released the brake, sending it rocketing forwards over the rubble and out of the crater.

“Where did this vehicle come from?” I politely inquired. “Last I had checked, free parking wasn’t available around my tower.”

“Well,” Diero scratched his bony chin, leaning against the door of the car. “I’d say that, when one car gets sent flying through the air with such specific aim, it’s quite possible that another one- well, what do you know.” He shrugged casually, suddenly gripping the seat as Eilrach quickly turned to avoid a large van which crumpled into a deformed sheet of metal as it impacted the ground. Up in the distance, a looming colossus slowly made itself visible out of the shroud of darkness, and I had a hunch it was formed, yet again, out of however many Dreamers Zippy could scrape together, although this one seemed considerably larger than the one last dealt with.

And with Eilrach far less combative than previously, loosing him on the pile wouldn’t work nearly as well as a solution to the problem. I had buckled myself in, reaching out briefly to my other hosts to see which of them survived the conflict, while my mind tried to come up with a surefire plan to eradicate this monster. The police were suspiciously absent, and the ones that were around were running and hiding in whatever they could, leaving only the Dreamers to chase after-

Dad.

Chapter 15

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