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[NOTaHFfan]

Tonight on Top Gear
I return from the backrooms
James says a funny
And Hammond karate chops a man’s trachea into oblivion

I’ve lived a life that’s full I’ve traveled each and every highway

@Ghid

try not making sense and then we’ll talk

Winger is bad to the bone, so he can’t bleed
Winger was bitten by one of Monopoly’s bats and now he is Morbius, so he can’t bleed
Winger is a children’s cartoon character, so he cannot bleed no matter what horrific damage is done to him, or the studio will start getting constant complaints from angry parents
Winger is not real and everyone is just collectively hallucinating him, so he can’t bleed
Winger, the book, Ghid and the entire message boards are a product of my imagination and aren’t real, so he can’t bleed

@Ghid

I cannot confirm or deny allegations

Haven’t heard this one from you in a little while

@Ghid

Well matey, if ye look at the periodic table, ye will notice that there be many elements

I don’t know man, I usually look just for the ones at the bottom, mainly the most heavy and/or radioactive ones, to put inside a body pillow, which will be yeeted at you in no time

@Ghid

Now if ye can do anything, ye make it so that there be more of a specific element inside yer pirate ship’s construction, and such that it make it be lighter than air, yarrr.

It also be why a single car completely obliterates the entire vessel, because it be more fragile than me laptops, matey.

You just made all this up to deflect my unparalleled criticism

@Ghid

yer a big boy you can read

Bold of you to assume that I can read

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Chapter 17

@Ghid

Where’s cerebruh moment, anyhow

I have found the funny. Truly, it was worth it

@Ghid

Diero gawked at the two shiny new revolvers Renner handed him, which whimpered as they transferred owners

You know how I’m gonna react to this, don’t you?

@Ghid

Renner grunted, having caught both myself and Diero and was now trying to hold us in each hand. What a silly little goober he could be sometimes.

“ If you’re going to die… ” Eilrach’s voice rumbled from Diero’s ribcage, as the deadsperado floated up into the air ominously. I saw his right eye begin glowing green as he stared down at Renner, who eventually nodded his consent for the situation. “ …Why not die for something? ”

The giant swung another fist, but this one fell into two halves onto the ground below, Diero’s flaming firearm spinning on his outstretched finger. Both guns began whirling. It was almost enough to distract Renner from me climbing up onto his shoulders.

This is a bit confusing. Did Renner land on the ground after catching Ghid and Diero and then Diero started floating, or did Diero start floating while being held by Renner and all three of them are currently in the air?

Also, I like to imagine that Ghid climbed on Renner’s shoulders just to mess with him. He can clearly walk by himself and his dreamer form should definitely be faster and have better stamina than Renner, so there’s no reason for the airhead to carry him around.

Okay, so, overall I give this chapter a rating of- * freaking falls asleep *