The C U R S E D topic

I just randomly took a closer look at the duplo “airport action” subtheme from 2006, and I wonder what the designers were on while making and approving these sets, specifically the figures.

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Why do they all have such weird, insane faces? They look really out of place with other duplo figures. Action Wheelers had some similarily wacky faces, but those looked funny - these ones are… mildly unsettling.

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Another thing that stands out (to me) is the enormous use of stickers. See that truck there? Not a single detail is printed, it’s all stickers. It’s the same througout all airport action sets, and it’s very unusual for duplo. Y’know, this stuff is for 2 to 6 year-olds, they usually don’t have the right coordination to put on stickers (and they’d probably wear off quickly, too).

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that is the same man three times and he is definitely smuggling illegal substances

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Duplo lore goes deeper than I thought…

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that’s Otto from Rocket Power

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The stickers are a strange oversight for a toddler’s toy. That being said, those look like goated stickers, I love the font of the number and the checkers etc.

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Hmm, never knew The Dream™ had an evil twin… The Nightmare™…

source: https://www.reddit.com/r/bioniclelego/comments/1e8uzov/some_experiments_from_like_20_years_ago/

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real life Karzahni discovered

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This is the face of terror.

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that scoped rau goes incredibly hard

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The melted face Pakaris remind me of alien rebels from X files

But the Pakari Nuva I find the most terrifying… like what kind of horror must have the wearer seen to make such a facial expression, that would deform the mask like that…

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The Miru above it isn’t much better

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True, that one has a hint of a very deranged smirk

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I just realized…

Not blaming our real life Karzahni for anything, they were probably pretty young when they did that and it wasn’t worth as much back then. But still :face_with_peeking_eye:

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That lime Rau’s pretty pricey too

Honestly doesn’t bother me that much though, it’s their collection and it’s unlikely they would’ve sold any of this to begin with even if it wasn’t mutilated

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that brown miru with the devious expression is my favorite one

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Lewa preparing for his ultimate prank :smirk:
…but posing as Pohatu

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I have to stop looking at this image

it’s making me extremely uncomfortable :eye_in_speech_bubble: :eye_in_speech_bubble:

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Jack Black’s Steve looks like Gimli (if became a drunk retired guy with an axe).

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We’ve all dropped our fair share of corrosive acid as kids :relieved:

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True.

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