Follow me for more ratatouille recipes
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That’s cute 
though taste may be dubious…
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Allegory for pineapple
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Beatifull! 
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Follow me for more crabs 
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That summary makes me feel like I’m having a stroke. At what point does Ace, who is apparently British, show up and become shocked that the super beast is invincible anyway?
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I had a similar feeling when reading it - at first I thought I must have been really tired and misread the whole thing, but nope.
Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if Ace is there the entire time narrating his own story. Now what I want to know is, what the heck is a mood wave system and how I can acquire it 
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The Land of Light? Ace? This sound like a Ultraman fan fic than Bionicle.
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Watch Flora Martinez being Greg’s new pen name.
But honestly this is so bizzare I’m almost inclined to buy it…
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I’ve found a preview of the book!
…it’s just as incomprehensible.
An extract, for those intrigued:
Suddenly, William Valencia’s eyes rested on the body of a dead man with a black pistol by his side
9mm caliber Type 92 guard pistol, 190 mm in length, 0.76 kg in weight, effective range of 50 meters, muzzle velocity of 350 meters per second, magazine capacity of 15 rounds, power level 4, durability level 5. It’s a Class b pistol. Looking at the dead man’s Type 92 handgun, William Valencia automatically came up with a lot of statistics and even gave the gun a rating What’s going on here? A Class b pistol? Analyzing the gun statistics that popped up in his head, much like checking the attributes of equipment in a game, William Valencia was shocked.
The gun seemed to attract him, Xiao Fei actually crouched down, picked it up, wiped it clean.
Looking at the weapon in the hand, looking at the open muzzle, the streamlined body of the gun, holding the comfortable and steady handshake. William Valencia’s heart is dirty with a long-lost sense of familiarity.
Suddenly, William Valencia automatically checked the safety and magazine and reloaded. The action was so fast that it was finished before William Valencia knew it Between drops, fast and not slack
William Valencia was shocked. As far as he could remember, he had never had any firearms training. As an ordinary high school student, he only came into contact with guns in the game, and he has never touched a real gun, let alone know how to control it It took just one second to complete the gun inspection, which reminded William Valencia of the same actions of special forces and mercenaries in movies.
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incredible
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Wow. Where did you find it? It reads like a totally different book, which doesn’t surprise me.
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I found the preview here:
Read through it yourself, the extract I posted is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this book
My favourite line so far:
“I wasn’t kidnapped by bad people, was I?” Such incidents are not uncommon in today’s unstable society, but William Valencia, whose family is poor, could not think of a reason to be kidnapped.
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This book is WILD.
My favorite part is:
William Valencia was no fool, and things around him always gave him a sense of extreme danger.
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I think the very fact that the book seems dead-set on using his full name at every possible opportunity is hilarious in itself
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Yes but you know stuff is about to get real when the text refers to him as just Valencia for the first time…
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