Then again, it does seem to inexplicably refer to him as “Xiao Fei” a few times
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Alter ego? Split personality?
EDIT: But I seem to have been correct at assuming there is some kind of narrator talking directly to the reader.
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“Mahle x” William Valencia suddenly turned to face the door. “I have a gun, afraid of a bird ah,”
what
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About Xiao Fei, apparently Xiāofèi means consumption in Chinese.
Oh, no… there’s more
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Amazon India has a preview twice as long as the first one I found!
https://www.amazon.in/Bionicle-75-FLORA-MARTINEZ-ebook/dp/B0CDZ54PHP
Some of my favourite quotes so far from this extension
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William Valencia turned and said, “Ah,” and there in front of him was a woman’s face, a putrid embryo reeking of malice.
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William Valencia was not simply baffled by the sudden attacks and indomitable vitality of women. What’s even weirder is the kick Yes, at the moment when the woman was about to jump on him, William Valencia kicked the woman’s head with such speed that the force alone turned the woman’s head in a circle, and even broke most of his teeth “When did I become so powerful so explosive” William Valencia doubts touched his right leg, just that foot is like a martial arts film master, but he has never learned kung fu ah
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The alarm on the “drip drip” plane sounded shrillingly, and then flashed numerous rotating red lights
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“We are under an unknown attack from the bottom of the sea, the plane may crash at any moment. It is a monster. My God.” The pilot of the plane in the watch is like crazy, and the voice is full of panic and despair “Sir, you run for your life!” The driver in the watch finally only issued a hysterical roar, and the communication channel was only left with a vague current sound.
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When did I become so powerful so explosive is a line for the ages
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This gets better every moment 
By now I’m genuinely hooked by this gem.
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This perfectly describes my dreams after watching too many action movies.
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that’s going on my linkedin
But, he has never learned kung fu, ah.
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The quotes from this book make me think it was AI generated before the turn of the century.
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You ever kick someone in the head so hard you break your own teeth?
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Don’t @ me like that 
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Genuinely that made me jump
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Is this what they call cruel and unusual punishment
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Fact: those exo force anime hair pieces are notoriously loose.
Fun fact: the minidoll heads are slightly bigger than regular minifig heads
Cursed fact: that means this works
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snek
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