The Empire Shall Rule for eternity!

You’re still not cool, but you’re getting there. Just a little bit less shouting and more psychopathic manipulation and you’ll be a worthy leader.

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The new three virtues:

Mirus, Mangosteens, Eljay.

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Can’t let you do that, sorry Gregie.

But I can, cause I control canon!

You are no longer canon. Sorry, 404 not found.

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I have never been “cannon”. I don’t blow things up.

I am sorry 404, but you will be executed ones we have dealt with the rest.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL Eljay!!

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ELJAY IS LOVE, ELJAY IS LIFE
ELJAY IS LOVE, ELJAY IS LIFE
ELJAY IS LOVE, ELJAY IS LIFE
ELJAY IS LOVE, ELJAY IS LIFE
ELJAY IS LOVE, ELJAY IS LIFE
I support Eljay’s rule

FOREVER

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How fiendish. You have my support.

http://www.kealakanae.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/revolution.jpg

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WE’RE NOt going to stand for this…

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Too late. Emperor Eljay has risen.

Hey, @Nyran

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Removed due to spam.

-MT

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The Cult lurks, Mr Eljay. Your rule will not last.

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Row, Row your boat FIGHT DA POWAH

[quote=“EmperorEljay, post:55, topic:7585, full:true”]
Good morning, loyal servants.

I will have you all know that this “April Fools” I’ve been hearing about simply doesn’t exist.

We here at TTE have offically taken over. There is no stopping me.

Thank you for your understanding.
[/quote]Flagged as spam.

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#gotem

MT shall be executed.

GWWWWAAARRRRRRR

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I don’t know what you expect us to do about MT, oh great master.

Eljay has finally realized that the Miru is a dumb mask. This is why he now wears the Mahiki and is shape-shifting every 10 minutes to hide from the Cult.

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