Hey! i’m a master now, so take some time out of your day and maybe subscribe to heyzorks. What? That didn’t sway you? Well, i have a trick up my sleeve…
If THIS atrocious thing doesn’t get you to subscribe, you are sane i don’t know what will.
Yeah, don’t expect super amazing quality stuff, i’m still learning how to youtube. If you subscribe, you are a member of Zork Co.
And it worked. I want to subscribe now!
But I don’t have a YouTube account and will never get one because I’m mad at them for having removed the dislike button!
Indeed! But it doesn’t show the amount of dislikes a video has, rendering it useless
excuse me but I do not fulfill this requirement
just joking. Maybe i’ll check out your channel
Well you know I’m already subscibed 
Which is why you were invited to zork co.
Eyyyyyyyyyyy a new video’s up
New video
Subscribed
Did ya get a Heyzorks gift card ™?
Not yet
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS
Well well well a new video for you all to watch
Maybe I will
if you subscribe maybe i’ll build a bat
I’ve been subscribed to your channel for months
Ha now you have to do it
Emphasis on the “maybe”
