The Official "Lock your doors because Matt's going to steal your Shtuff" Topic, He also doesn't like stuff

who’s matt

7 Likes

He stole his own consciousness.

6 Likes

Matt stole the internet

dangit matt

7 Likes

He’s stolen the site’s functionality

8 Likes

He stole the Illumakuta

8 Likes

He stole his own dignity, along with mine.

9 Likes

He stole Makuta Terribad

8 Likes

He stole the value of this topic.

5 Likes

He stole the thing

Also INB4 EVENTUAL LOCK

4 Likes

This is getting ridiculous.

Imgur

5 Likes

He stole ridiculousness
Therefore it is not.

6 Likes

He stole the multiverse.

6 Likes

Indeed. If this gets too out of hand, I will lock the topic.

He stole the ability to lock

8 Likes

No he did not. I can prove it if you want me to…

You doomed us all.

7 Likes

It’s all ogre now

4 Likes

Matt stole Shrek.

9 Likes

Matt stole love

Matt stole life

10 Likes

He stole the ability to live after love

7 Likes