Who’s the Dragonborn’s favorite author?
Fus Roald Dahl!
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Another Yang pun. Yang should really visit the armory.
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What do joke makers miss? The punctuation. </span class=“spoiler”>
######please don’t kill me
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I can tell you Hau much I love you.
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It’s pronounced Air-yay.
Source:
The Updated BIONICLE Encyclopedia, 2006.
(Can’t find a link for the page)
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I like Kopaka’s new mask, it makes him look like a STUD.
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you sir, are a twisted individual.
And I like that.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Cause he wasn’t peeling well!
Why can’t you trust that feline?
Cause it’s lion!
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“You don’t peel a car.”
What do you call a dad with dad jokes?
You pick up the phone and dial his number.</span class=“spoiler”>
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What type of transportation does substitute teachers take?
A subway.
What is a zombie’s favorite type of phone?
An eye phone.
Who is China’s girlfriend?
Bae-jing.
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#Ajax Soap.
It’s motto is “Stronger Than Grease”
But then, you realize
Ajax was an Ancient Greek character renowned for his immense strength.
Ajax was stronger than all of Greece.
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IT’S FRANCIS!
super legit Deadpool joke
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After reading this topic, I decided to dish out some Pun-ishment.
After my pet dolphin disappeared, I didn’t know what to do with my life. Then, I found my porpoise.
Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “no ropes allowed.” the rope walks out, ties himself up, pulls at the strings at his ends, and walks back in. The bartender asks, “Hey, aren’t you that rope from earlier?” The rope says, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
…Sorry.
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tfw wearing a ■■■■■ with this on it
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I never said I made any of these up.
I just shared them.
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Do you want to hear a joke about Potassium? K.
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What do you call a Russian who is biding time?
Stalin.
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Pohatu 2016 swings his weapon to kill a Skull Spider, but he misses and the boulder hits him on the mask.
Epic flail.
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