Three Virtues Game

Point of game it to come up with humorus alternative virtues to unity duty destiny.

I’ll start:

In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Karen, after the Great Spirit herself.

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In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: Tadano-kun, 100 Friends, Social Anxiety. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Komi-san, after the Great Spirit herself.

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In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: bacon, lettuce, tomato. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Sandwich, after the Great Spirit himself.

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In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: kirby, meta knight, king dedede. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Dream Land, after the Great Spirit himself.

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In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: DemonsSouls, DarkSouls, Bloodborne, . We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Soulsborne, after the Great Spirit himself.

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I love how people are copying from the top and are keeping the herself from karen lol

In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: Ligma, Deez, and Bofa . We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Nuts, after the Great Spirit himself.

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In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we, the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: rock, paper, and scissors. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home rock, paper, scissors, after the Great Spirit himself.

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In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we, the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: Ed, Edd, and Eddie. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Edward, after the Great Spirit herself.
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In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: Cheese, Bacon, and Beef. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Burger, after the Great Spirit himself.

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In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: LaLaLaLaLa I kinda like this song, LaLaLaLaLa why don’t you sing along, LaLaLaLaLa I sing my LaLaLa for the girls… FOR… THE… GIRLS! Yeah Mmm. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Mexican Brock, after the Great Spirit himself.

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In the time before time, the Great Spirit descended from the heavens, carrying we the ones called the Matoran, to this island paradise. We were separate and without purpose, so the Great Spirit blessed us with the three virtues: Chicken, Beef, fish. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Land sea and air burger, after the Great Mcdonalds himself

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In the time before time, the Great Sparkling Water descended from the factory, carrying we the ones called the flavors, to this tin can. We were separate and without a drinker, so the Great Sparkling Water blessed us with the three virtues: taste, lime, and carbonation. We embraced these gifts and, in gratitude, we named our island home Lime La Croix , after the Great Sparkling Water himself.

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