I’m honestly curious about where @Eljay got the idea for that one. Was that just what “The BIONICLE Song” sounded like to him (as it does to me, now that I’ve watched his review 
), or was it a running joke within the community?
Regardless, that’s probably one of my favorite opening skits, since now I can never listen to that song without hearing 
Oh and Fancy Loin Cloth .
that’s a lot of skits
my friend
you are a legend
man I can’t believe how long this must’ve taken
Yeah…it did take a while. I remember there were some skits where I found it hard to understand what Eljay was saying, so what’s written here represents my best guess. But at least I stuck to it and transcribed every skit.
Yeah good job 
Since there have been some reviews from Eljay since I last added to this topic, here are transcripts of the skits from those reviews:
Another Random Review-Creative Mechanics’ Bionicle Merch
Eljay: Oh hey, welcome. You don’t need to worry about the mask, the state lifted the restriction, so you can go ahead and take it off.
[Eljay is shown wearing a Miru-style face mask over his golden Miru]
Rebooted Reviews (even though it was just an April Fool’s joke)
Cole
Eljay: Yeah! Whipmas is here! Time to check the Whipmas stocking! [holds up his stocking and starts rooting through it] Gosh, I hope I got something cool! [finds something at the bottom of the stocking] Oh no, oh no! [pulls out a bunch of Cole minifigures] I got a lump of coal!
Eljay’s Reviews
Every Set From Bionicle (2001-2016)
Eljay: [standing before a sunrise] It’s done. Everything has been reviewed. I finally rest and watch the sun rise on an ungrateful universe.
[a phone notification rings; Eljay curiously checks it and finds a text from BIONICLEfan2006 that reads “you forgot nuparu;” in response, Eljay growls and throws the phone up into space, where Levahk-Kal is still floating]
And I imagine there’ll be another skit when Eljay reviews the miniature brick-built Tahu. 
Wait a minute I just realized you didn’t do the skit for the Slizer combo model video
Huh. I’ll have to get on that.