Since there have been some reviews from Eljay since I last added to this topic, here are transcripts of the skits from those reviews:
Another Random Review-Creative Mechanics’ Bionicle Merch
Eljay: Oh hey, welcome. You don’t need to worry about the mask, the state lifted the restriction, so you can go ahead and take it off.
[Eljay is shown wearing a Miru-style face mask over his golden Miru]
Rebooted Reviews (even though it was just an April Fool’s joke)
Eljay: Yeah! Whipmas is here! Time to check the Whipmas stocking! [holds up his stocking and starts rooting through it] Gosh, I hope I got something cool! [finds something at the bottom of the stocking] Oh no, oh no! [pulls out a bunch of Cole minifigures] I got a lump of coal!
Every Set From Bionicle (2001-2016)
Eljay: [standing before a sunrise] It’s done. Everything has been reviewed. I finally rest and watch the sun rise on an ungrateful universe.
[a phone notification rings; Eljay curiously checks it and finds a text from BIONICLEfan2006 that reads “you forgot nuparu;” in response, Eljay growls and throws the phone up into space, where Levahk-Kal is still floating]
And I imagine there’ll be another skit when Eljay reviews the miniature brick-built Tahu.