TTV: The Video Game Trailer (Definitely a Very Serious Topic)

In a world where BIONICLE 2015 content is at an all time low, and the fans have nothing better to do than waste time creating idiotic threads like this one, the Ko-Koro NSA has detected a suspicious feline entity tampering with the BIONICLE timeline, causing a ripple in reality.

Meanwhile, grand archeologist, Dr. Mason Oswald Nak has discovered an ancient artifact that may lead his podcast to the 20,000 subscriber milestone. Unfortunately, evil lurks behind every corner, as the Mighty Chuma has claimed the mantle of Ogrelord after the untimely death of his predecessor, and seeks to put the TTV podcast to an abrupt end.

Play as your favorite TTV characters, such as Eljay, Mesonak, Varderan, Kahi, Viper, and (not that) many more, each having their own unique abilities, including but not limited to:

Mesonak:

Hype Overload: Summon the Hype Train to bring fire and terror upon all non-believers.
Raisin the Dead: Raise an army of undead raisins to aid you in your battle.

Eljay:

Rage: blame Meso for everything, gain +20 strength for the next 3 turns.
Miru: scare your enemies away with your dumb mask.

THIS CHARACTER IS COPYRIGHTED BY VARDERAN:

THIS ABILITY IS COPYRIGHTED BY VARDERAN
THIS ABILITY IS COPYRIGHTED BY VARDERAN

Takuma:

Cannibalize: eat your fallen enemies to regain lost health.
Mini-Soda: drink a nice refreshing can of mini soda. Gain +20 strength for the next 2 turns.

Viper:

Accent: Speak in british accent, win half of the game.
Wot: Summon a storm of wots to crush your enemies.

Kahi:

Imprison: throw your enemies in prison.
Objection: Interrupt your enemies' attacks.

Venom:

Cake: swallow a cake to regain all lost health.
Cancel: cancel On Ebay Today, your enemies cry in anguish causing them to become vulnerable to all attacks.

Exxtrooper:

Exxterminate: throw several razor sharp X's at your foes.
Bird Talk: literally bore your enemies to death by talking about birds.

Explore the island of Rocka Nui, uncover the secrets of the Tumanati, save the world!

"No set is without pins."

Rated [FC] for filthy casuals.

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Nice idea for a joke topic

Also, what is this bovine entity you speak of? Is it the time-traveling Kane-Ra? 'cuz the Muaka is a cat.

That's the twist, the time-bending interloper is actually just a Kane-ra. It's not like I made a mistake or anything! That'd be silly of me.

THIS SHOULD BE IN STORES NATIONWIDE I DEMAND IT!!!! target would want some of this!

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'Tis too good! Y U NO MAKE DIS REAL, Game Companies?


Stuff aside, this seems like it came out of a dream of mine.

Viper to OP please nerf next patch

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This itself is very humorous, especially

it made me chuckle

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this is fantastic, I want this now

Water you talkin' about?

This is a very serious topic meant for serious discussion about a serious game.

I see no problem here.

-MT

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Hypest gameplay on consoles.

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Even so, isn't the Games 'N' Such board supposed to be for forum games?

Fair point.

-MT

Your request has been acknowledged, see OP for more details.

Even so, isn't the Games 'N' Such board supposed to be for forum games?

I honestly never know where to put threads on this forum. I hope the Ogrelord Tuma will forgive me for this insolence...