In a world where BIONICLE 2015 content is at an all time low, and the fans have nothing better to do than waste time creating idiotic threads like this one, the Ko-Koro NSA has detected a suspicious feline entity tampering with the BIONICLE timeline, causing a ripple in reality.
Meanwhile, grand archeologist, Dr. Mason Oswald Nak has discovered an ancient artifact that may lead his podcast to the 20,000 subscriber milestone. Unfortunately, evil lurks behind every corner, as the Mighty Chuma has claimed the mantle of Ogrelord after the untimely death of his predecessor, and seeks to put the TTV podcast to an abrupt end.
Play as your favorite TTV characters, such as Eljay, Mesonak, Varderan, Kahi, Viper, and (not that) many more, each having their own unique abilities, including but not limited to:
Mesonak:
Hype Overload: Summon the Hype Train to bring fire and terror upon all non-believers.
Raisin the Dead: Raise an army of undead raisins to aid you in your battle.
Eljay:
Rage: blame Meso for everything, gain +20 strength for the next 3 turns.
Miru: scare your enemies away with your dumb mask.
THIS CHARACTER IS COPYRIGHTED BY VARDERAN:
THIS ABILITY IS COPYRIGHTED BY VARDERAN
THIS ABILITY IS COPYRIGHTED BY VARDERAN
Takuma:
Cannibalize: eat your fallen enemies to regain lost health.
Mini-Soda: drink a nice refreshing can of mini soda. Gain +20 strength for the next 2 turns.
Viper:
Accent: Speak in british accent, win half of the game.
Wot: Summon a storm of wots to crush your enemies.
Kahi:
Imprison: throw your enemies in prison.
Objection: Interrupt your enemies’ attacks.
Venom:
Cake: swallow a cake to regain all lost health.
Cancel: cancel On Ebay Today, your enemies cry in anguish causing them to become vulnerable to all attacks.
Exxtrooper:
Exxterminate: throw several razor sharp X’s at your foes.
Bird Talk: literally bore your enemies to death by talking about birds.
Explore the island of Rocka Nui, uncover the secrets of the Tumanati, save the world!
“No set is without pins.”
Rated [FC] for filthy casuals.