There should be a type of toast for every country
we have french toast but no other country-specific toast
There’s Texas Toast
Texas isn’t a country yet
I mean they did it before they could do it again
why do people boil broccoli
there are far superior ways too cook it
my old school used to boil broccoli…
the result was not good
They do it because they hate you so much
its a torture device, the FBI love to use it on their enemies
Why do people pretend they like bacon “extra crispy” (burned) when we all know they’re eating it because they’re too prideful to admit they can’t time it right
Why does no one admit that Brussels sprouts are delicious when oven-roasted in olive oil?
why do people insist that brussels sprouts aren’t good?
they are liars and heretics who have never experienced a good brussel sprout
Brussel sprouts are excellent and better than most food at Christmas
I can’t remember the last time I had a Brussel sprout
Me neither
Brussel sprouts are the worst, I can’t eat those things.
Every time I try to swallow them, I have to gag. I’m not even exaggerating, that is the actual reaction I have.
Black licorice is the best licorice
All alcohol is disgusting except Jaegermeister which is the black licorice of alcohol
actually, I don’t think I’ve ever eaten brussel sprouts.
if a salad has any heat (temperature wise) to it, its not good
You are right! Only I can’t legally buy alcohol here until I turn 21.
Nothing wrong with that because it sucks (except Jaegermeister) save your money for longer lasting joy
If a salad is carrying a gun it is delicious