Α ΤΤV Βoards Story 7: Boards Story Goes To SPACE!!1! (Signups) (april 1rd edition)

sign up so I write you into story
I do what I want with you after you sign up
no takesies backsies
specify you’ve gender or I decide
I choose whether or not you are in
you might die in story so be scared :cold_face:

the signups close in idk I didn’t think any of this through stop looking at me like that

also this definitely a real story signups and is not just a joke topic for april fool’s day but definitely sign up anyway!! :goo: it’s definitely real and worth it trust :pleading_face: :pray:

the rejected selected: (I will update when I want to)
@Ghid

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Me:

Myself:

I:

@DuneToa :

Male

Do what you will, or what have you.

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ghid you madman, sign me up

just for the funny off chance that ghid gets crazy Ill leave this unspecified

I was dead in the last one so its ok

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what do you mean “gets”

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gets, goes, is, always has been, never was, just went, no longer is, hes, right, behind, me, isnt, he

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Will this be a more traditional Ghid tale or one more serious like Wild masks?

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guys it’s definitely a real sign ups topic and not just an april fools joke
you’ll have to sign up to find out :sunglasses:

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Alright well since you are making it very clear this is real I’ll sign up. (I’m male)

You better not be scamming me into some sort of legally obligated slavery or something.

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despite my best judgment, I trust this man

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I’ll join

Male

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Sure, I’ll sign up

male

I sure hope I don’t get defenestrated

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I’ll sign up. I’m a dude. I wonder what you will do with my character, being one of the teens on the Boards?

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i’m genuinely surprised how much traffic this is getting, if the boards are dead, then we have to act like it!
i’d like in, female

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I am a person who exists.

I am a person who is male.

I am a person who would like to sign up.

I am a person.

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What a trip to read, last time I signed up for one of these I ended up dying.

Sign me up for this. The manliest male you’ll ever see.

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Name: female
Gender: mid-20s
Age: Racie

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Sonus
male
I am in space, but I must scream.

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Excerpt from The State of Chronic Bookkeeping:
From the spire of which I seat myself upon in satisfactory comfort, the pen of the Tempus Syndicate shall neither wax nor wane.

Time, as I am called, for my given name is beyond the realm of language, shall relay thoughts concerning the distraught yearnings within this fellow known as Ghid. How far can the itch of creation fester within the encampment of the mind before the pains draw forth out of the mouth and into the ear of unsuspecting witness?

Truly, how should such an appearance of folly linger any further without the guiding hand of the Tempus Syndicate? For we march on within the travels of space as the first to truly tame the firmaments within the shadows. Space is not a frontier, but a child of inexperience that must be disciplined.

For you see, Ghid. I am from a future you merely shadow. Where the Tempus Syndicate reside, creation never ceases and never fades to the eclipse of life’s busyness.

You long to witness practitioners of the three virtues heed the call of exploration into space? How endearing. We shall watch with amused interest, as your masters of fate.

Excerpt from The Order Menu at an Undisclosed Restaurant:
My name is nothing of interest at the moment. Only, must I warn about the Tempus Syndicate. The organization began as a trading company, meeting at a trading post of what would later become The Fourth Corner, where the edges of five asteroid fields would meet, but alas the fifth corner succumbed to a parasitic virus that nawed away at the fertile soil used in farming both the Kjwl Plant, liken it to Earth Corn, and the Wskp Creature, similar to Earth’s Pterotrachea Coronata. The Wskp is useful in maintaining a healthy space garden by feasting on rocky fields and producing rich soil or clay (depending on the type of rock it eats). However, I carry a secret. The virus that plagued the fifth corner was man made, the Tempus Syndicate created it in order to maintain control of space’s agricultural efforts. Now, be wary, for the Tempus Syndicate now know of someone who wishes to enter space, a disruption to their carefully crafted order of maintenance. I beseech you to be on guard. Members of this organization have shed human formalities, encasing themselves in human-like shells to maintain their withering bodies.

Please keep this napkin safe from the wheelie bin and from the recycling can. Neither are fit as its last resting place.

I would like to play the bad guy.

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Since it is very real, why not? I love negative space.

Gender: What is a man?

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