You probably know the situation: you’re somewhere in public, there’s people around. You just so happen to pick up a snippet of whatever they’re talking about, and what you hear does not make any sense whatsoever. Be it the lack of context or their sentence being legit nonsense, what are some of your favorite weird things you’ve overheard? Here’s a bunch that I noted down.
“…because he had too many smartphones in his mouth”
“I really don’t care as long as the people don’t stink”
“…but the banana was actually an avocado, then she buried it, and…”
“I’ll eat your chocolate and rip your head off if you don’t sit next to me now”
I was going to say the same, that I’m the one being overheard saying weird things. However, I realized that the times I’ve visited NYC and starting doing stuff like making monkey noises with my friends while walking down the street that it probably isn’t even in the top 10 weirdest things overheard that day by people passing by.
I know “Oo oo oo oo oo” really loud isn’t actually a sentence but I have nothing better to offer.
