I won’t go into too much detail, but it involved a giant space rock, several metric tons of dust in the atmosphere, blotting out the sun, food shortages, and a couple hundred years.
He…uh…went to go live on a farm. Yeah.
Why did Vessel shut down?
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Well little Johnny, Vessel shut down because capitalism.
What’s a farm?
Well little johnny a farm is a prison where we keep all the bad animals, and we force them to make food then we slaughter them.
Why is the North american bee population declining?
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Well lil Jonni, it’s because we only grow one crop a year in our fields which makes flowers only once a year which gives bee hives only one local source of nectar once a year. If we were to grow multiple crops on farms this wouldn’t be an issue. So, 'lil Jonni, please call your congressman.
Why is the earth round?
Because of our current presidential situation.
Why is the ocean so deadly?
Well 'lil Jonni, it’s because you never got an answer to your previous question.
How come the earth isn’t flat?
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Well little Johnny, I don’t know who you’re getting your information from, but it is.
What are allergies?
Well Little Johnny, there are a death sense.
Why @Spiderus_Prime isn’t a Master, yet?
Well little Johnny, to be a Master, you’ve gotta show your skills. Are you showing your skills?
Should I use Word or Google Docs?
Well Little Johnny they are basically the same thing so it is not a big deal
but I say docs because it saves to a cloud
why is Pokemon such a good franchise
Because it’s not Digimon,
Why can’t I be Iron Man?
Because you can’t built any Armors like Stark have!
Can I used The Banned Hammer at the thrown?
well little johnny last time I checked you weren’t a genius billionaire playboy philamperist that was taken prisoner by a group of terrorist and forced to make a suit of armor in a cave to survive.
Why cant people like both Marvel and DC?
Because they thrive on conflict.
Why did I forget to listen to the spooky Coldplay song on Halloween?
well Little Johnny it is because of all the Spooky Scary Skeletons
how does King Crimson work?
He just does.
Why am I tormented by my emotions?
No Johnny your emotions are fine.
Why I can Gobble Gobble?
Well little Johnny , you can gobble gobble because you are half turkey.
What makes me the charming lil lad I am?
Nothing, ew. Who told you that? your mom? I bet she also told you Santa was real…