My plan is still in progress.
it involves 1 rubber ball, that I know.
yes
do this
But you see, my plan to infiltrate TTV is to make it look like I’m not trying to infiltrate TTV
duh
wait
My plan is to absorb them all into my hivemind via spores.
Does the ensuring combo model include an exclusive mask?
Step 1: I fly to TTV
Step 2: I shrink TTV
Step 3: I sit on the toilet
wait
- Legally acquire TTV
- Arbitrary server migration and format change
- TTV process gets so buggy the site barely works and the show rarely happens
- Promise exciting new changes coming soon
- No developments for ~three years
- Blame the economic downturn and “supply chain issues”
- Invest my money and attention elsewhere
Oh wait “infiltrate” I read it as “annihilate”
Step 1: Accuse meso of trapping me in his basement for several months.
Step:2 create some obscure lore with solar on how an ancient war between two factions with the same acronym is raging on till this day
:step 3 slowly make my way up in the board’s ladder.
St:ep 4 profit
Ste:p 5 take over the ttv message boards via coup
S:tep 6 resurrect this topic
Bada bing Bada boom I resurrect this topic from its doom.
step 1: exist
step 2: ???
step 3: take over TTV
That oughta do it
I’m still working on the second step
Don’t rush yourself you’ll get it
Step 1: change profile picture to Eljay’s logo
Step 2: ban all of the mods with my new Eljay powers
Step 3: create dupe accounts disguised as the mods
Step 4: profit
- Impersonate as Eljay
2.Work for TTV
Step 3: remove Akaku. Then the one under it. Then the one under that, then the one under that, then the next few hundred…
Ok, that is the most perfect book cover I have ever seen! Amazing execution! Flawless editing! And the name of the author is utter genius!