What Is Your Evil Plan to Infiltrate TTV

My plan is still in progress.
it involves 1 rubber ball, that I know.

yes

do this

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But you see, my plan to infiltrate TTV is to make it look like I’m not trying to infiltrate TTV

duh

wait

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My plan is to absorb them all into my hivemind via spores.

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Does the ensuring combo model include an exclusive mask?

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Step 1: I fly to TTV
Step 2: I shrink TTV
Step 3: I sit on the toilet
wait

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  1. Legally acquire TTV
  2. Arbitrary server migration and format change
  3. TTV process gets so buggy the site barely works and the show rarely happens
  4. Promise exciting new changes coming soon
  5. No developments for ~three years
  6. Blame the economic downturn and “supply chain issues”
  7. Invest my money and attention elsewhere

Oh wait “infiltrate” I read it as “annihilate”

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Step 1: Accuse meso of trapping me in his basement for several months.

Step:2 create some obscure lore with solar on how an ancient war between two factions with the same acronym is raging on till this day

:step 3 slowly make my way up in the board’s ladder.

St:ep 4 profit

Ste:p 5 take over the ttv message boards via coup

S:tep 6 resurrect this topic

Bada bing Bada boom I resurrect this topic from its doom.

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step 1: exist
step 2: ???
step 3: take over TTV

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That oughta do it

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I’m still working on the second step

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Don’t rush yourself you’ll get it

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Make @Ghid the real High Emperor, then have him appoint me head of TTV.

Step 1: change profile picture to Eljay’s logo
Step 2: ban all of the mods with my new Eljay powers
Step 3: create dupe accounts disguised as the mods
Step 4: profit

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Step 5: get a good lawyer to defend against @Eljay ’s lawsuit.

  1. Impersonate as Eljay

2.Work for TTV

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Welcome to the Boards!

step two of my plan is for the Iliad yt channel to get 1K subs.

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Step 3: remove Akaku. Then the one under it. Then the one under that, then the one under that, then the next few hundred…

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Ok, that is the most perfect book cover I have ever seen! Amazing execution! Flawless editing! And the name of the author is utter genius!

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