Whoever Comes Up With the Worst Terrible Joke DIES!!!

So, I’m using the first joke everyone made[poll type=regular max=11 public=true]

Are we voting on who should die?

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Yes, dont vote me plz

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I crave death

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Done! Also looks like I’m safe.

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Well, @Kikoa hasn’t voted, but it doesn’t matter. @BrokenAxels, I am sad to see you go the same way your joke went. You cannot vote or participate for the next round. Round 2 begin! Jokes for all!

When people get mad, they get triggered. When Bonkle fans get mad, they get Avak’ed.

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can i vote or participate in round three though

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Yes, you can

@BrokenAxels You are dead. Not big surprise.

Now for my joke.

Bionicle G2.

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What drink do balloons hate?
Soda pop. I’m ready.

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I actually liked Bionicle G2, or at least now I do. The sets were great, and though the story was lacking, G1’s sure wasn’t, so you get the best of both worlds with both worlds. But your joke sti made me laugh.

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What’s the value of change?

It’s one penny per-cent.

~W12~

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your mom

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What do you can a cow with NO legs.
Ground beef

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What do you call a cow with six legs?
An abomination.Either that or a conjoined twin.

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All of these cow jokes make me feel lactose-intolerant

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Why did the 2001 Toa not clean their rooms

Because they thought it didn’t mata

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I was at the dead centre of town and saw a graveyard, people are dying to get in.

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One time, I heard this story about a guy who caught his leg on a tablesaw. He was told he had to get it amputated, but the people at the hospital accidentally amputated the wrong leg. He filed a lawsuit against them, and lost. He didn’t have a leg to stand on.

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Do you know the story of the dude who cut his left leg and left arm?

now he’s dead

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