@UnitaryBog I love that.
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Why did the CAPitalist start a CAP industry? to CAPture the market!
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
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Okay, it won’t let me edit the previous reply, mods please help so I won’t get in trouble for double posting
Anyways, @Calebmar12 is out, and @BrokenAxels is back in! Begin round 3!
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Wy didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because it didn’t want its motives being questioned by the world.
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Didn’t work out for him…
If I rooster lay an egg on top of a conical roof, which way would it roll? Roosters don’t lay eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a cow a chicken and a pig?
A mistake.
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Hey? What do you call a lion with a taste for circus performers?
'Carny’vorous!
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How many potatoes doe sit take to kill an irishman?
Nun
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I thought I was going to die
What do you call a chicken with no feathers
dead
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there were 2 cupcakes sitting in a table and one said:
he didin’t say anything, cupcakes don’t talk, you sicko
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Warriors make good leaders, at least in GENERAL.
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Why can’t Shelby ride her bike?
Because Shelby is a goldfish.
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Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
because she’s dead, duh
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Too soon
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Alright, guys. You know what time of round it is. Too late. Let’s go!
- @TheMOCingbird Chicken VS Road
- @Otaatop Rooster VS Roof
- @ValkyriePrimal Cow and Chicken and Pig
- @KAI_BORG Lion
- @BrokenAxels Nun VS Ireland
- @Morgy Chicken VS Feathers
- @UnitaryBog Cupcake VS Cupcake
- @Racie02 Warrior
- @Kalmah_Ren Shelby VS Bike
- @ReeseEH Helen Keller
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Yaaaay let’s kill somebody. Also, don’t ask about all the versus’s. I’m apologize if it bothers you. @Calebmar12 shall be back in after voting is concluded.
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Hahaha! Nice! Already got a vote on me! XD
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I actually forgot to make a joke in the first place, so…
Ah, too bad… WAIT! That can be your joke! ‘silent failure’ (i.e. cricket, cricket).
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