The first. My many war crimes will be wiped clean and I can begin anew 
Would you rather walk to the moon on a vertical highway or walk around the circumference of the moon?
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Distance to the moon: 238,855 miles
Circumference of the moon: 6,783 miles
I’ll go with the latter.
(Also, why does google give the results for distance to the moon in miles first and then kilometres in parentheses, but it’s the other way around when i look up circumference of the moon?)
Would you rather die by being bitten by a snake, or eaten by a lion? I need to give an answer or my captors will decide for me…
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Both sound painful, but the lion thing seems traumatizing, and I don’t want that to be my emotional state when I go, so I pick the snake.
Would you rather live in an unheated house (fully furnished with all your stuff) for a year of bitter, cold winter, or would you rather have heat in a very small and cramped tent for that same year?
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Depends: am I by myself, or is my mom with me? I definitely do not want to share a small cramped tent with her. But if I can be in a tent by myself for a year, sure.
Would you rather spend a month in prison, or a year on another planet with no humans?
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Year on another planet with no humans. Depending on how that other planet is, and the ability to provide for myself whilst there, it could be quite the enjoyable experience.
Now watch someone make a cheap indie game about that concept
Would you rather spend a year in the Wild Masks universe or spend a year in the Bionicle universe?
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a year in the Wild Masks universe, as the Bionicle universe is mostly populated by beings that do not require food to survive and are composed of thoroughly inedible materials.
Would you rather create a franchise that requires people to have decent reading comprehension to enjoy, or a franchise that focuses less on plot and wordplay and instead focuses on being enjoyable for all ages?
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