…you mean widgets right? fake fan
YKYABF when you crave the company of your plastic companions more than human beings
why should i talk to people when my bionicles never disappoint me
crack
You know you’re a Bionicle fan when you realize how much you’ve already spent on silly colorful buildable plastic robots (and then realize there’s nothing wrong with that).
YKYABF when you think that manipulating elements would be very useful irl
Man bro I wish I still did. They just in a box.
You’re know you’re a Bionicle fan when in 2025 you still care about the brand and pay good money to collect classic Bionicles and regular folks around you in 2025 act like you’re weird or unusual for still caring about Bionicle in 2025 or for even remembering what Bionicle was.
You know you’re a Bionicle fan when you name your Bricklink store after it.
You know you’re a Bionicle fan when you’re able to clearly visualize an entire build coming together in your mind.
You know you’re a Bionicle fan when you can immediately identify which set is being talked about based on a vague description (i.e. yellow spikey guy = Hewkii Mahri)
When you tell your friends “i can’t game right now, my internet is being a real Piraka”
easy on the slurs
When you visit or remember your Summer holiday in Skagen and can’t stop thinking about the sandy beaches in MNOG.
So true
You know you’re a Bionicle fan when you download Bionicle: Masks of Power: Legacy, even if you know it will kill your computer.
You know you’re a Bionicle fan when you know that the Kanohi is the window to the soul, not the eyes.
EDIT: You know you’re a Bionicle fan when you subconsciously speak like a Matoran. For example, “Mata Nui” instead of “Oh mah gawd” and “Hold your rahi” instead of “Hold your horses”. (True story.)
You know you’re a Bionicle fan when: You dream about a complete G3, and it plays like a big-budget animated show/movie.
You know you’re a Bionicle fan when you’re visiting ancient/medieval structures and you say, “Another Hafu original”