One of these:
“Now go back to your books, and your armchair… I am proud to have called you friend.”
“Dead inside, my heart is all flatlines…”
“Think of me…”
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‘‘Doctor, what do you mean by permanent comma’’
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In the next bed over:
coughs I don’t know where you’re going after you die, but it’s not going to be the place where the gatekeeper’s a Grammar Nazi. cough
Sorry I had to
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“Eljay has a pleasing face.”
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“I like HF more then BIONICLE”
“(Insert unpopular opinion here)”
Tell…my…wife… Oh wait I don’t have a wife. dies
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Frenzy…is the red one…
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hmm i apear to have something stuck down this triple barrel shotgun, let me take alook down the the barrel…
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I will avenge you, Mia…
(cough, cough) So what that guy told me once, so long ago, was right… Heh… the world really did roll me…
(kicks open the gates to the underworld)
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“Twilight smokes the Hunger Games… even though I never read them… and I’m a guy so why would my opinion matter…”
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“Hand me the gun. What do you mean why? Theres a dude with a knife. Oh come on, this is your fault carol.” He lived alone.
‘The real one is not among them.’
I love references. 
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“You’re my spirit animal”
“ouch”
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“No, I’m not watching Force Awakens, it’s stupid”
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I might have to be the one who kills you…
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I think Ulysses S. Grant has the best last word(s). “Water”
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“1000 degree knife vs. Human body experiment.”
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