Your Last Words

We already have a topic for epitaphs, but what about your own, final words?

It can be humorous, or it can be serious. After all, they are your last words, so you get to decide. :stuck_out_tongue:

Have fun!

-Cryo

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My last words will be to tell everyone to get away before my power armor’s nuclear core goes boom.

I don’t want to die any other way.

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“And I’d like to thank the academy, for best picture!”
cries and then drops dead

I know someone here might get the reference.

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I’ll make my last words “I hid it in Russia.”

I’ll make sure that I bury a piece of laminated paper in Russia with my name on it that simply states,“Here’s your treasure. Happy?”.

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“I knew I shouldn’t have said Greedo shot first.”

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You never know how you’re going to die anyways, that’s why i have different options.

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“B-but I never got to-”
dead

######undertale references hahaha

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“Still lasted longer than Bionicle lol”

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“Hey, what does this red button do?”

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“thats cowards talk!”

*looks down *
“It’s nought but a flesh wound”

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I’m hungry.

“Rosebud”

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“please bury me with my bonkles”

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“At least im dying with my famiily around … just kidding you all suck…” dies

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“Hey guys, watch this!”

breaks neck

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I know this looks grim. But today, you will be the heroes you were born to be.

dies in subsquent event

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“We have been given our orders, and we shall not fail! We shall fight to our last dying breath. No more shall we dwell in fear. We shall prevail, and we shall fight for glory! Brethren, we shall fight for memory! Honor! Our descendants! Gentlemen, we fight for our freedom! ONWARDS! TONIGHT WE FEAST IN VALHALL!”

takes one thousand burning arrows through body

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