Your Last Words

“Want to hear a joke?”

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Pizza is not a vegetable.
I regret nothing

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“Melt my Lego sets into my coffin!”

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“This… isn’t even… my final… form…”

*dies *

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“Looks like… I can finally go… to Walmart…”
flatline

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Life is a game, and today, I lost. But remember the advice I’ve given you and you’ll win more than I did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road

“Since I’m dying, here’s a paper with all the stuff I… inevitably… would run out of time… to tell you.”

hands over twenty-foot-long sheet of paper with my will written on it

dies

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“I told you i was sick.”

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“Now cut the blue wire.”
#“THE BLUE WIRE!!”

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“I’ll be waiting for the rest of you guys when we all cross over…”

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I would be like the comic book guy from the Simpsons movie.

“I spent my entire life collecting Lego, and now there’s only one thing left to say…LIFE WELL SPENT!!!

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“Hold this for a moment, I wanna try something.”

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Okay, just let me grab this…

It would be a response
“you seem to be getting better” -idkwho
“quite the contrary actually” dies

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“AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Is the realistic answer here lets be honest

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@Lord_Tuma

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“I’m going ghost.”

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“Y’know how long I’ve been dying to get in here?”