Your Last Words

Now that I think of it, that's actually somewhat realistic. :joy:

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I always thought we would be doing this forever...this dance, you and I. That wasn't realistic of me, was it? After all the death I caused, all the death I've seen, never did I apply the concept to myself. Hah. Funny isn't it? Ha ha ha. And now I'm dying. And here is my last request: kill me. I know you've wanted to, and wanted to for years, and I'm going to die soon anyway. Maybe in seconds. Just satisfy that urge. And you know what? I concede. You win. You've upheld your moral code, and killing me now would be like...physician assisted suicide. Not murder. You win. Now finish me. But before you do, know this: I wish I was different. I wish... I could have been your friend instead.

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Maby
"My whole life was a lie"
Or
"Ive decided to never hate agai...."
Or
"Kill me now"
a few more that arnt PG so i wont post them here

He's not dead.
He was outcasted afterwards.

And that's all folks! -Looney Tunes outro theme plays

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Tell me... if you see.. a RadioShack...
10 points if you get it.

"I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better."

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That is a great reference.

"Well...
Just saying...
I told you so...."

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"Give me a belly rub..."

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"Like I said, I can recover from a gunshot, no sweat."

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What a silly question.

Everyone enjoys belly rubs...

"Gonk"

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"What's this for?"
-me in a recent mafia game

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"I got Camo" pretty much every time I play on the rig in halo 5

"Hm... never did want to live forever..."

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Another one:

"I'm happy I didn't go out like G2. Rushed and poorly."

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"Why is One Piece still running?"

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