Now that I think of it, that’s actually somewhat realistic. 
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I always thought we would be doing this forever…this dance, you and I. That wasn’t realistic of me, was it? After all the death I caused, all the death I’ve seen, never did I apply the concept to myself. Hah. Funny isn’t it? Ha ha ha. And now I’m dying. And here is my last request: kill me. I know you’ve wanted to, and wanted to for years, and I’m going to die soon anyway. Maybe in seconds. Just satisfy that urge. And you know what? I concede. You win. You’ve upheld your moral code, and killing me now would be like…physician assisted suicide. Not murder. You win. Now finish me. But before you do, know this: I wish I was different. I wish… I could have been your friend instead.
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Maby
“My whole life was a lie”
Or
“Ive decided to never hate agai…”
Or
“Kill me now”
a few more that arnt PG so i wont post them here
He’s not dead.
He was outcasted afterwards.
And that’s all folks! -Looney Tunes outro theme plays
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Tell me… if you see… a RadioShack…
10 points if you get it.
“I’m not dead yet. I’m getting better.”
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That is a great reference.
“Well…
Just saying…
I told you so…”
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“Give me a belly rub…”
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“Like I said, I can recover from a gunshot, no sweat.”
What a silly question.
Everyone enjoys belly rubs…
“Gonk”
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“What’s this for?”
-me in a recent mafia game
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“I got Camo” pretty much every time I play on the rig in halo 5
“Hm… never did want to live forever…”
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Another one:
“I’m happy I didn’t go out like G2. Rushed and poorly.”
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“Why is One Piece still running?”
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