I probably should throw this one out before someone takes it:
“At least I have chicken…”
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"the best is yet to come"
“I wanted to watch Star Wars 30…”
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No more meme replies?
Nope?
(kills self)
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“I have a secret room with all my money in it, hidden in this house”
(In the room) A note saying “Sorry 40K’s expensive” next to a $5 bill
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But wut if Lob allredi psybog?
Is getting mugged by armed, crazy person
“Hit me with your best shot.”
“I… Didn’t order… The salmon mousse…”
“I’ll be back in a couple of years just like Bionicle”
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“Wat r u gonna do, stab me?”
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“I’ve accomplished everything I dreamed I would do with my life… so what now?”
is raptured
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“Lol u got kapura’d ■■■■■! Wot u gonna do bout it?”
‘‘Oooh. What does PvP means?’’
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“Aaauauauaugughghghh!!”
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“Oh come on! We had a gentleman’s agreement that you wouldn’t do that.”
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My gosh…
You were supposed to grab the collapsing knife…
I hate you with a passion.
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